Sally: How are you doing?
Gab: Dunno, a little sad.
Toby: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.
Slender Man:
Slender Man: *unplugs wifi*
Y/n:
Ben:
Y/n: And here I thought me and Ben spent too much time on the internet...
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Gab's Mom: Gab, do as I say.
Gab: No.
Gab's mom: What?
Y/n: He said no.
Gab's mom: Did I ask you?
Y/n: No, but you're messing with my boy.
Gab's mom: She's my kid. I'm her mother.
Y/n: THAT DON'T MEAN SH*T YOU OLD FART. YOU MESS WITH HIM, YOU MESS WITH ME.
Gab's mom: You-
Y/n: NOW GET READY CUZ I'M COMING FOR YOUR ANKLES.
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Zalgo: Anyone under 5'8 can't talk about fighting someone. What're you gonna do? Headbutt them in the nipples?
Gab: *holding a metal baseball bat* Say goodbye to your Neko Neko kneecaps.
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L.J: Say one fact about you.
Gab: I'm Aromantic.
Author: I cry easily.
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Natalie: You've been quiet for a while now, you okay?
Y/n: No one plans a murder out loud.
Gab:
Gab: What the f-
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Y/n: Hurry up!
Gab: *before he came out* I'll be there in a bit. I'm putting on a make up.
Y/n: You don't need make up.
Gab: Awww-
Y/n: You need plastic surgery-
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Gab: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Gab: And I started thinking
Gab: Like it was just trying to get food
Gab: What if I went to the fridge and it slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Gab: How would I feel?
Y/n:
E.J:
Ben:
Y/n: Are you okay??
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Lazari: Y/N! BEN IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK HE'S WATERPROOF!
Natalie: Wat?
L.J: She means Ben is glitching like hell.
Natalie: oh okay.
Natalie:
Y/n: WAIT WHAT-
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Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!
Natalie: Gab. You literally launched Ben into the sun.
Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!
Slender Man: Did you plan this?
Gab: All in all, this was a 100% successful trip!
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Gab: What do you have there?
Y/n: A KNIFE!
Gab: NO!-
Jeff: YES!
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Natalie: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEES, DO YOU WANT THE APPLES OR THE BEES
Zalgo: What the f*ck.. What bees?
Natalie: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Zalgo: Wait-
Y/n and Gab: *approaches, while aggressively shaking a jar of bees*
Zalgo: WAIT-
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Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night
Everyone: *starts going down the stairs half asleep*
Slender Man: is everyone okay? Y/n, Gab, what are you-
Gab: *Holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm* okay now that everyone's here.
Gab: Who finished our chocolate milk shake?
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