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Jeff: Can you recommend me books that made you cry?

Y/n: General Mathematics 6th edition.

Gab: Grade 8th Mathematics formula.

Jeff:

Y/n:

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Slender Man: What do we say when we feel like this?

Jane: Oof..

Y/n: Biiig oof..

Slender Man: No.

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Gab's Mom: How's that 'Transgender' phase going on?

Gab: Better than your marriage.

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Toby: When life gives you lemons..

Hoodie: Say thank you.

Sally: Squeeze them into people's eyes.

Y/n: Don't read them till you're 18?

Author: *Nervous laugh*

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Y/n: Okay, I'm going to the store. You guys want anything?

Gab: A loving childhood.

Jane: Jeff dead.

Sally: My parents back..

Toby: My sister back.

Y/n:

Also Y/n: Yea- I have like- 10 bucks..

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Sally: If watermelons exist, why don't earthmelons, firemelons and airmelons exist?

Lazari: It's the Elemelons.

Ben: But everything changed when the firemelons attacked.

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Nurse Ann: How's it going, Jane?

Jane: Well I have this headache that comes and goes.

Nina: Hey guys!

Jane: There it is again.

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E.J: You were drunk last night.

Jeff: No I wasn't.

Y/n: You literally started cutting pineapples at 3 am yelling "Stop hiding spongebob! I know you are in there!"

Jeff:

Jeff: Did I find him though?

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Author: This is just a body swap you guys, it'll only last 24 hours, you just have to deal with it.

Y/n in Jane's body: Oh sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t…

Jane in Y/n's body: Woah girl, take a deep breath and out!

Gab in Jeff's body: I'm worried for you, Y/n..

Jeff in Gab's body: Do NOT use MY face to say THOSE WORDS you MOTHERF*CKER!!

Gab in Jeff's body: I have f*cked no mothers.

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Masky: If a shooter points at you, what do you do?

Gab: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I wanna live.

Gab:

Y/n:

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*Hoodie, Ben and Toby in their human forms*

Hoodie: *got shot and passed out*

Toby: OH MY GOD HOODIE PASSED OUT

Y/n: QUICK CALL 911!!

Ben: *panicking* WHAT'S THEIR NUMBER??

Toby:

Y/n:

Hoodie: *wakes up* b*tch-

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Slender Man: *In his human form* You hit your Son?

Gab's Mother: She is my daughter.

Slender Man: You isolated them and disrespected the child's gender identity?

Gab's Mother: Being in the lgbtq is a sin, and Gab is my DAUGHTER.

Slender Man: *Ready to b*tchass stab her* No it is not.

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Sally: Life is meaningless, why am I alive?

Slender Man: what happened.

Gab: We didn't stop at McDonald's.