𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 | 𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒏 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝑰𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔

𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌

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Finn:
"Babbyyy...babyloveee...baby!"
"What Finn!"
"God you don't have to be mean"
He crosses his arms and pouts
"I just wanted to say I love you"
You're trying to take his shoes and clothes off
"I love you too but you're not cooperating with me"
"Well I don't know why youre trying to have sex with me right now"
"I'm not! I'm just trying to get you into bed"
"Same thing"

Boris:
"Suck my dick please"
"It wants you"
"So bad"
"No Boris"
"Why!? You make dick sad now"
"You're drunk"
"Theo would do it"
"What!?"
"Nothing"

Miles:
He can be an angry drunk
"Just shut the fuck up! I'm tired of hearing you talk"
You guys get into a fight
Then he tries to apologize
"I'm sorry baby....you're so beautiful you know? You have such a fuckable face"
"That's not a real apology"
You roll your eyes at him
"Why are you rolling your eyes back already? My dick isn't even in you yet"
You guys end up making up and having sex but he falls asleep in the middle of it

Richie:
He starts a fight with Bill because he thinks he's flirting with you
"You wish you could fucking have this!" He grabs your ass
You calm him down and take him home
"See you're so hot everybody wants you! But guess what? You're mine ha!" Wraps his arm around you
"He wasn't even flirting with me Rich"
"Yes the fuck he was!...Whatever can we have sex?"
"No"

Mike:
"Can we go home y/n please"
He starts crying
"Ughh I'm soo druuunk!" He's yelling while he's crying
"I just love you so much y/n like please don't ever leave me I don't know what'd I dooo"
"What if I get drunk again and you're not there? Oh god what if that happens???" He's still crying
"That's not gonna happen Mike"
"Oh thank god"
He throws up