Hizzie and Posie One Shots

Drunk Penelope (Posie)

Penelope gets drunk and hits on Josie. TW: Alcohol use

"Hey Josie," Penelope purrs, sliding into a bar seat beside the brunette.

"Hi Penelope," Josie smiles, sipping her drink.

"You look so pretty tonight," Penelope compliments drunkenly.

"Thank you, Penny," Josie replies.

"So are you seeing anyone? I'd love to take you out on a date if you're single," Penelope slurs.

Lizzie and Hope nearly drop their drinks. Penelope and Josie have been dating for years, and recently got engaged. The raven haired witch is drunk off her rocker, and Lizzie wants to remember this hilarious moment. The blonde reaches into her girlfriend's back pocket, and pulls out Hope's phone. She enters the tribrid's password, goes to the camera app, and hits record. Hope chuckles, and wraps her arms around Lizzie's waist, resting her head on the blonde's shoulder, watching the scene unfold in front of her very eyes.

"Yes, Penelope, I am seeing someone, and we're engaged, actually," Josie informs the witch, trying her best not to burst out laughing.

"Oh," Penelope whimpers, trying not to cry and failing miserably.

"Oh no. Penelope, no. Don't cry, baby," Josie soothes, wiping away the witch's tears.

"You called me baby. I thought you were engaged," Penelope sniffs.

"Penny, I'm engaged to you. We're getting married next month," Josie explains calmly, showing Penelope her elegantly cut diamond ring, the very same one of birth mother used to wear.

"You're going to be my wife," Penelope sobs.

"Yes, I am," Josie nods.

"You want to marry me?" Penelope asks, wiping at her eyes.

"I do, baby," Josie confirms.

"Hopeee, she wants to marry me," Penelope slurs, looking at her best friend.

"I know, Penelope. We all know," Hope chuckles.

"How do YOU want to marry ME? You're so amazing and I'm just me," Penelope asks, turning to face Josie once more.

"Because you are pretty darn amazing yourself," Josie replies, placing a kiss on the drunk witch's forehead.

"Ah! She kissed my forehead," Penelope squeals happily, causing Lizzie to burst out laughing.

"I'm going to take her home. She's really drunk. Get home safe, you two," Josie informs her sister and friend.

"Got it. See you, Jo," Hope nods.

"Bye, Josie," Lizzie, who is still laughing, says.

"Come on, Pen. Let's get you home," Josie urges, gently leading Penelope out of the bar and to the car.

She straps Penelope into the passenger seat, and shuts the door. Grabbing her keys from her pocket, Josie gets into the driver's side and starts the car. Once they reach their house, she somehow manages to get Penelope, who is extremely uncoordinated when drunk, up the stairs and into their room. She takes off Penelope's shoes and socks.

"Put your arms up, babe," Josie orders.

Penelope raises her arms, and allows Josie to slip off her shirt and sports bra. The brunette dresses her in a loose sleep shirt. She does the same with Penelope's jeans and panties, slipping a pair of sweatpants onto her fiance. Josie lays Penelope on her side and heads to the bathroom where she changes herself into some pajama pants and a sleep shirt that belongs to the raven haired witch, making sure to brush her teeth.

Grabbing a glass of water, trash can, and some painkillers, Josie exits the bathroom. She places the pills and water on the witch's bedside table, the trashcan in front of it, before climbing into bed with Penelope. She wraps her arms around the witch's waist, and snuggles into her.

"I love you, Jojo," Penelope murmurs sleepily.

"I love you too, Penny, now sleep," Josie replies.

Penelope soon drifts off, her soft snores filling the room. Josie falls asleep quickly as well, knowing that tomorrow, Penelope will not be happy when she discovers the video Lizzie and Hope took.