Musical Crap

Kidz Bop: Michael In The Bathroom

Requested by Static_Confusion ! I tried to make it as Kidz Bopy (totally a word) as I could, so hope you enjoy!

I am hanging in the bathroom at the birthday party of the fall
I could stay in here or disappear
And the parents would definitely notice

I'm a creeper in the bathroom cause my best friend kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake smile than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check a text on my phone

Everything felt fine
When I was half of a pair
And through no fault of mine
There's no other half there

Now I'm just
Michael In The Bathroom
Michael In The Bathroom at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
No, please don't come in
I'm waiting it out 'til my parents come
And picking at my nails as I softly grieve
I'm just
Michael who you all know
Michael flying solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself

I am hiding,
But he's out there
Just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased
And I'll get replaced
With a newer cooler version of me
And I hear a cool girl
Singing along to Whitney through the door
"I wanna dance with somebody!"
And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
Now there's no one to make fun of cool girls with anymore

Now it's just
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the sodas
Michael in the bathroom
Michael in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need
'Til my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on sugar
Or something in my eye
I'm just Michael
Who you all know
Michael flyin' solo
Michael in the bathroom by himself

Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Ah heck yeah I'll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Its sad he left me here alone
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this tweens battlezone
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up
Splash, splash, splash, splash

I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore

And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clear
And there's no denying
I'm just-

... at a party
Is there a sadder sight
Mmmmmmmmm
Michael in the bathroom at a party
This is a horrible night
I wish I stayed at home in bed eating buttered popcorn
Or wish I watched a movie instead
Wish I wasn't invited

I'm just Michael
Who's a geek
So he must be a freak
His mom has a PT Cruiser
Gosh he's such a loser
Michael flying solo
Who you think that you know
Michael in the bathroom by himself
All by himself
All by himself
When all you know about me
Is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came

Okay, is it bad that I'm proud of this? I love how this came out. Don't forget to leave suggestions! Next up is: A Kidz bop version of Dead Girl Walking