Musical Crap

Things I can't ever see normally again

Heere are some things that because of musicals, I will never see normally again ever:

~ Any name from a musical
~ Any word featured in a lyric, this will cause your dear friend Bee to burst into song
~ A cast (Dear Evan Hansen)
~ A polo (Dear Evan Hansen)
~ A printer (Dear Evan Hansen)
~ Bathbombs (Dear Evan Hansen)
~ A newspaper (Newsies)
~ A crutch (Newsies)
~ Santa Fe (Newsies)
~ Wintergreen TicTacs (Be More Chill)
~ Play rehearsal (Be More Chill)
~ Mountain Dew (Be More Chill)
~ Bathrooms (Be More Chill)
~ The revolutionary war (Hamilton)
~ Mormons (The Book Of Mormon)
~ Orlando (The Book Of Mormon)
~ Uganda (The Book Of Mormon)
~ Plants (Little Shop Of Horrors)
~ Chess (Falsettos)
~ Psychiatrists (Falsettos)
~ Croquet (Heathers)
~ Drain cleaner (Heathers)
~ Murder (Heathers)
~ A red scrunchie (Heathers)
~ A candy store (Heathers)
~ Slushies/ 7/11's (Heathers (and I guess Be More Chill too))
~ Red, yellow, green, and blue (Heathers)
~ Prom (The Prom)
~ Pies (Waitress)
~ A waitress (Waitress)
~ Sugar, butter, and flour (Waitress)
~ Romeo and Juliet (Bare: A Pop Opera)
~ A ring of keys (Fun Home)
~ A little kid playing airplane (Fun Home)
~ A funeral home (Fun Home)
~ Brian surgery (or craniotomy) (A New Brain)
~ Sailing (A New Brain)
~ The words 'yes' and 'no' (I'm looking at you ernst-robel , Myth57 , and Hanschen-Rilow ) (A New Brain)
~ Greek mythology (Hadestown)
~ A red flower (Hadestown)
~ Immorality (Tuck Everlasting)
~ A man in a yellow suit (Tuck Everlasting)
~ Red boots (Kinky Boots)
~ Shoe makers (Kinky Boots)
~ Drag queens (Kinky Boots)
~ Milan (Kinky Boots)
~ Anyone 17 years old (Mama Mia)
~ Divorces (Six)
~ Decapitations (beheaded) (Six)
~ Death (Six)

As you can see, this is what my life has become. I am a piece of flaming theatre trash