B-BAKA (Karma x Tsundere! Reader)

INCORRECT QUOTES

To make up those days I couldn't post. I'm making incorrect quotes :p Most of them is with Itona, Reader, Karma, Terasaka, Nagisa, Kayano, Rio, Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei. There is others like Isogai, Maehara, Megu and Bitch-sensei

Rio: Why are your tongues purple?
Karma: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Reader-chan: I had a red one.
Rio: oh
Rio:
Rio: OH
Nagisa:
Nagisa: You drank each other's slushies?

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Karasuma-sensei: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nagisa: ...I did. I broke it.
Karasuma-sensei: No. No you didn't. Maehara?
Maehara: Don't look at me. Look at Isogai.
Isogai: What?! I didn't break it.
Maehara: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Isogai: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Maehara: Suspicious.
Isogai: No, it's not!
Kayano: If it matters, probably not, but Nakamura was the last one to use it.
Rio: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Kayano: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Rio: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kayano!
Nagisa: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Karasuma-sensei.
Karasuma-sensei: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Karma: Karasuma-sensei... (Y/n)'s been awfully quiet.
Reader-chan: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Karasuma-sensei, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Karasuma-sensei: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Karasuma-sensei:
Karasuma-sensei: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Karma: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Koro-sensei: Wasn't (Y/n) with you?
Reader-chan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Karma: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Reader-chan: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Rio: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, (Y/n), learn to listen.
Reader-chan: What if it bites itself and I die?
Karma: That's voodoo.
Reader: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Koro-senei: That's correlation, not causation.
Reader: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Karma: That's kinky.
Rio: Oh my God.

Ass class replying to'Can I copy the homework?'
Isogai: I can help you with it!
Megu: Yeah, sure.
Terasaka: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Karma: lol nope.
Rio: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Reader: *Read 5:55pm*

Reader: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Karma: Wednesay
Reader: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Karma: You kill people for money?!
Reader: I can explain!
Karma: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Karma, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Reader: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Reader:(Y/n), going over Karma's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Karma: Yes
Reader: Okay... may I know what you create?
Karma: Problems.

Karma, banging on the door: Reader! Open up!
Reader: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Rio: No, they meant-
Terasaka: Let them finish.

In english class

Karma: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Reader: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Rio?
Rio: Probably "road work ahead".
Bitch-sensei: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.