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Piper Peregrine, Superfan and the Snake Incident!

There's something about Kaner...Percy...

A little known fact that could really hurt Boston's leading goal scorer!

Percival Kane was deathly afraid of snakes. Any kind. Any color. Any size. Snakes freaked him out and one day, a fan decided to test that. (Go ahead, google it, but it's true!)

Piper Peregrine, a hardcore Irish Boston Blackhawks fan, was the average hockey fanatic. She was loyal to the Hawks, but also a budding Jeremy Sagan and Percival Kane fan. And she wasn't ashamed to admit she had something for the Shruingers of San Jose. She was twenty-three years old and a golden blonde woman from the South End of Boston. Known as a Southie and with a thick accent, Piper was a risk taker.

And she had a few problems.

She had serious Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), slight Bipolar disorder and Dissociative disorder, which was one that involves multiple personalities. She also had something called "Fatal Attraction Syndrome". She loved to talk to herself and was often referred to as "awkward." But she was loved and cared for.

Her obsessions and love feelings had been subpar and in check so far, until she started to fall for the two Boston Blackhawk forwards. And when she had an idea, she normally followed through and such was the case when she discovered her new favorite hockey player's greatest fear. Unable to shake the thought, she convinced her parents to get tickets to a Blackhawks-Shruingers game and test her idea out.

The following was her story and what went down to kick off a series of events that would spiral out of control for the Boston Blackhawks and once again plunge the poor young team into chaos and drama...

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The story began in Buffalo, New York, where a young boy had been born to a sweet couple. His name was Percival Timothy Kane Jr. and he was a healthy blond haired, blue-eyed kid. And he was into hockey. He often went to the rink to play with his childhood friends. He didn't know it, but he would become a superstar in the NHL, as a part of the team called the Boston Blackhawks. But for the time being, he was striving to have fun and play a sport he liked.

He was often labeled as small and weak, but no one could deny the talent that he possessed. And those magical hands of his. He was skilled with a puck and though he wasn't a fighter or a big tough guy, he could make goalies fear him. And many did.

As he grew up, his skills sharpened and he stunned crowds, girls and gathered quite a fanbase. He made it to the NHL draft, where he was taken first overall by the Boston Blackhawks. The talent was there and he quickly made it onto the roster.

And that was when things got interesting for our story. You see, when Percival Kane made the roster, he was partnered with a young brunette centerman. This was Jonathan Getzlaf, in case you were so ignorant. And the two instantly hit off. In fact they not only became close best friends, but they became brothers. They had one another's backs and they were growing up as Hawks together.

There were many fans that they got. A good portion of them were female fans. One of them was the crazy Piper. During 2018, Piper got tickets to her first game as a hardcore Boston Blackhawks fan. She was the stereotypical Boston fan too, loud, obnoxious, had the mouth of a sailor and with a thick accent...the whole schbang.

At the start of the game, she spotted her favorite two players in the lineup, the talented two-way forward Brampton Benn and his winger-in-command, Nikita Nichushkin. Brampton was lined up across from the Shruingers' best centerman, Alec Tavares. The puck dropped and Alec wins it and gets it to his linemate.

"Yeah, suck it you fucking Hawk!" Piper screamed.

Alec did his "Alec Tavares" stuff, being amazing and showing off all of his awesomeness. He was Piper's favorite Shruinger after all. One of the San Jose players slammed into Jonathan, lighting him up and also drawing the ire of Percy Kane. Percy gave the guy a few words. The guy cross checked him a few times, trying to bait him, but Percy escaped and joined Jonathan, who passed him the puck. The guy was grabbed by the other winger and was dragged into the bench. As soon as the whole line made the change, Percy used the slowness to his advantage and did a cool spin-o-rama move around the San Jose defenseman and shot at the goal.