Lol sorry about the last chapter. I know it was random but its just a filler and before you ask no Zayn doesnt have a chicken called Bessy and Niall never had a Hamster called Mr Fluffles Harry had a hamster though... and it was called hamster
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Zayns POV
I just got arrested for assult... oh my god, since when am I violent? and since when do I beat up my best friend? please dont let the paparazzi find out about this. If managment finds out Im screwed.
"get out" one of the police men said opening the door
I climbed out and cameras started to flash. I squinted so I could see better and I was taken to a mini cell and sat down inside
"so how long am I gonna be here?" I asked calmly
"till we call you parents" and officer answered
"my parents arent even in the country" I said with one of those "are you retarded?" faces
"well sucks for you" I heard a lady laugh
I looked round... I could only see three male officers so where was the female?
"hiya buddy" A blonde came up in my face
I got a fright and jumped back
"Didnt mean to scare ya" she laughed
shes creepy
"you just shocked me" I shrugged
"sure" she rolled her eyes "and I just flew here"
"you did" one of the officers said going through some papers
"I meant without the heli" she snapped
this chick was nuts
"well if it isnt Zayn Malik" she smiled
"it is" I said not sure what she was getting at
"of One Direction" she added
"no" I said sarcastically "I'm from the Beatles!"
"sorry sir but thats not possible" she said walking to the desk "you would have been dead long ago'
wow... she was stupid too
"actually my name is Louis you got me mixed up" I lied
"Louis Tomlinson!" she squealed
I stumbled back as she jumped at me
"uh yeah" I nodded "thats me"
"I love you!" she grinned
Now Im not so sure about faking Louis... somebody hold me
"Stephanie its Zayn not Louis" one of the guys said "get ahold of yourself"
"right" she said standing up straight
"mummy!" a little girl ran in "somebody just arrested- Zayn Malik!"
I pressed myself against the back wall scared that creepy ladys kid might come at me and squeeze through the bars
"yes that is Zayn Malik" Stephanie said to the girl "you wanna play with him"
"yes! yes! yes! yes!" She squealed
"I might hit her" I said sarcastically "cause Im a violent person"
"good point" Stephanie nodded
she unlocked my cell and re cuffed me
"have fun with Zayn!" the girls mum chirped
the girl wrapped her arms round me and I froze> what was she going to do to me? it cant be worse than this I guess
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Zayn" Ariel said my name "can you give Miss Polly some tea?"
"we're out" I lied
"then go make some more dummy" she giggled
"oh what fun" I rolled my eyes
I was wrong... it could get worse and it did> im playing tea parties with Stephanies freakish child who I now know is called Ariel
"you done yet?" she asked "miss Polly is getting a dry throat and needs to sooth it with some tea!"
"done" I snapped putting the teapot back on the table
her mum took the cuffs off me but she locked me in a room with her daughter and security cameras. What I want to know is who the hell lets their kid play tea parties with someone who was just arrested for assault? even if it is me... Im suprised she even knows how to breathe
"Zayn!" Polly screamed "its empty again!"
"Im sitting right here" I snapped "you dont have to yell!"
"youre yelling" she smirked
I growled and pretend made tea again! best day of my bloody life
"ew" she gagged "did you spit in it?"
"no!" I growled "there's nothing in it!"
"I said fill it!" Ariel screamed
"theres nothing to put in it!" I shouted "this is stupid Im a boy! I dont play tea parties! I play video games!"
"Im not your friend anymore" Ariel said folding her arms
"well whoopdie doo" I said "I just lost a very important person in my life!"
"mummy!" Ariel screamed "Zayn's being mean!"
"no Im not!" I protested "she's being bossy and its annoying!"
I sounded like her brother... but Im not that messed up in the head so no I just sound like a little boy but I just want out. no more tea parties, no more handcuffa or freaky girls! I just want home
"you have a call" a ma said opening the door
"thank god" I groaned "finally"
"young man!" A woman snapped
uh oh... mum
"hi mum" I forced a smile
"who the heck did you beat up?" she snapped
"N-N-Niall" I stuttered
"speak up boy!" she shouted
"Niall" I said trying to sound confident
"and why?" she asked
"because he was trying to pick on me and he ate my pet!" I said
"chickens are supposed to get eaten Zayn!" My mum snapped "you should know that by now with out losing it!"
"hes a pet mum!" I shouted :would you like me to eat Sparx? would you?"
"You dont eat dogs!" My mum screamed "and for that Im not coming to help"
she slammed down the phone
"well looks like Im having a slumber party" I said with a fake smile "good. Night"
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