Peter Parker Oneshots

Agent Parker of SHIELD

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The avengers were trying to deal with an illegal weapons trade, but it turned into a fight and got messy very quickly. Black Widow was fighting back-to-back with Hawkeye, but were surrounded and the circle was closing in. Iron-Man was leading a group of drones away from the rest of them. Thor and Bucky were off-world and Captain America was unable to fight, as he has a broken leg.
"Anyone have any super cool secret powers they would like to share with the team, now is the time to do it." Stark says through the comms.
"No powers but I can call in the best backup SHIELD has." Clint responds
"Ok how many people in this rescue team?"
"One"
Natasha comes into the conversation "Clint I would normally say don't bother him but fine. If he's mad I'm not stopping him from chasing you to the ends of the Earth."
"Thanks Nat, but I don't care about that right now, we need the help. JARVIS go in my contacts and call Agent Parker and connect him to the comms please." Clint requests as he run out of arrows, taking 2 guns out of the holsters.

"I'm busy in Hong-Kong at the moment Barton. What's the matter?" Agent Parker says through the comms, he has an asian accent playing into his words.
"Hi Agent Parker, we need you in New York. Illegal weapons trade gone wrong. Me and Nat need backup and well as Iron-Man and Captain America." Clint says, trying to reason with him.
"I'll be there in 30 seconds. Don't get yourself killed. Last dead body I had to deal with  ended up in a ditch somewhere in Scotland." And the comms cut off.

"Lovely conversation Legolas but how will he be here in 30 seconds?" Stark says as you can hear repulsors go off in the background. Just as he finished they saw a jet come above them and a figure drop out and land in a crouching pose. A swarm of people run at him but they are taken out swiftly.
"Parker, I've hacked you into their comms. Don't be too mean we don't want Stark to cry. Stay safe Agent." Everyone can hear.
"I'm never safe ma'am." Parker replies taking duel pistols out of his waistband and shooting at the drones taking them out one-by-one until they were off Iron-Man's tail.
"Your safe Tin-Can so get back to the jet." Parker says, earning snickers from Nat and Clint.

"It's good to have you back I must say Parker."Clint says. "But we need help."
Stark watches this 'Agent Parker' run at inhuman speeds over to the pair and then use a pair  of nun-chucks to fight this way to the middle before throwing Clint a new quiver of arrows and Nat his duel pistols.
"Always prepared Agent."
"Of course Miss Romanoff."

3 minutes later, everyone was defeated and the trio were walking back to the jet.

"Everyone I would like to introduce Agent Parker, best SHIELD has to offer. Even better than us." Nat says, stepping to the side to show off Peter. He just plays with his nun-chucks before flipping them over his head for them to land in the holsters. "Pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure."

"So what's your deal?" Stark steps forward before circling Peter who just stands still. "Spy? Ninja? Assassin?" Nat steps in "Watch it Stark. He could kill you in 35 different ways while doing a pirouette."
"Oh so he's a ballet dancer? Does his family know?"

"Stark I said watch it so back off." Nat snaps.

"No, I want to know about him if he's better than the Black Widow. How old is he?" Peter growls causing Nat to step back while Clint whimpers and the rest of the group wary. "Surely his parents don't allow him to be a child soldier?" Peter snapped. He flipped over Stark and put him in a chokehold with his nun-chucks before kicking the back of his knees making him fall over.
"Talk about my family again and I will not hesitate to torture you to the brink of death. My age and personal life doesn't matter. Now sit down and buckle up unless you want to be thrown out of this plane because I will do it." Peter goes to sit in the pilot's seat before pressing a few buttons. "Karen?"

"Yes Agent Parker?" A voice rings throughout the ship.

"Take us to the lighthouse and alert Fury where I am. Tell him I finished in Hong Kong and got over here for a rescue mission. ETA 2 minutes 30 seconds."

"Of course Agent Parker. Do you require a med evac waiting for you when you arrive?"

"Yes, we have one person with a broken leg and the others are severely bruised."

"I will alert the Med Evac. Thank you and goodbye Agent Parker."

"Thank you and goodbye Karen."

Just like that the doors shut and Peter stood up again as the plane took off. "When we get off, Fury will want us in for a debrief but I'll talk to him and postpone it until tomorrow, I expect you all want rest." There were murmurs of agreement.

"Why would Fury listen to a kid?" Tony snaps, not liking the amount of power he didn't have in this ship.

"I work directly under him. I've known him all my life and you say one bad thing about him you will regret it." Peter says coldly. "We're here. I'll see you all tomorrow in that debrief." The shutter opened and he walked out, not taking a second glance at the Med Evac. He walked over to Fury and argued with him for a bit. He then shouted something in Italian before walking away.

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Everyone filed into the conference room, to see a teen with brown curly hair and doe eyes sitting there next to Fury. He stood up and walked over to Nat and Clint and gave them both hugs.
"Hi Nat, hi Clint, sorry about yesterday I wasn't in a very good mood. You called me out of an interregation so I just had to kill him in the end." He fake pouted before shaking his head fondly and turning to everyone.
"Hi, I'm Peter Parker. I'm 15 and the keeper of Fury's 2nd toolbox. I don't know why I'm here but Furby wants me here and I actually don't want my killing license revoked so here I am." You could hear a collective gulp between a few of them.

"Right then. This is my best agent and the reason he is here today is because he is going to be staying with you at the Stark Tower, like Miss Romanoff did in 2008. He is going to be observing you. He doesn't like social interaction much so if he  says back off, he really means it. That's it. He'll be at your  tower tomorrow. Now leave." Fury sums it all up.

"I don't mind social interaction it's the fact  that people analyse me, use it against me and either cut me off or torture me for information. I, like Fury, can count the amount of people i trust on one hand. I will not hesitate to cut off fingers that won't grow back. I'm leaving. Goodbye." Peter walked away just like that.
When he reached the doorway Nat, Clint and Fury all said "Brat" and rolled their eyes fondly. "Goodbye Katniss. Goodbye Furby. Goodbye red-head." The rest of the team just sat in silence as he walked out, slamming the door playfully behind him making the doorknob come off.
"Seriously have to talk to him about that. 26th door this month, and it's only the 11th."