Peter Parker Oneshots

A/N- Dead Ideas

These are just some dead ideas if any of you want to carry them on and publish them on your own, feel free, just remember to tag me so I can leave a vote!

UNFINISHED IDEA 1:

Peter being Sassy, Depressed Or Plain Weird.
Peter being Peter.

Peter walked into the kitchen and made himself a bowl of cereal.
5 minutes later, Tony walked in (being the last one awake) and flicked on the coffee machine.
When the coffee was done, he sat down and nursed the cup and mumbled "Sometimes I swear I'm nothing without coffee."
Peter dropped his spoon in his bowl making a loud clatter, causing everyone to look up at him.
He stared at Tony and took the coffee cup out of his hands before saying anything.
Still staring at Tony, he says "If you're nothing with the coffee, you shouldn't have it."
He walked over to the sink, keeping direct eye contact with his Dad and poured it down the drain, leaving the empty mug on the side before walking out, leaving everyone cackling and Tony grumbling about 'the worst decision of my life'.

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Peter walks into the training room and takes his anger out on a punching bag at 3am.
The punching bag splits and Peter tips everything out and then climbs into the bag.
4 hours later, the avengers walk in for their training and find Peter upside down in the punching bag, that is now hanging from the ceiling, sleeping peacefully with his arms crossed over his chest.

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UNIFINISHED IDEA 2:

5 times Peter sang the Avengers to sleep

1. Natasha

2. Bucky

3. Hulk

4. Clint

5. Tony

Natasha was having a nightmare about the red room. All of those lives lost at her unwilling hand. Peter opened the door cautiously from hearing the whimpering, and sprung into action. He carefully climbed onto the bed and started running his fingers through the ex-assassin's hair, whispering to her. She jolted up, but Peter didn't flinch. Nat turned to the boy and clinged onto him like her life depended on it. He hugged her for a few minutes, still whispering reassurances. After a while, she calmed down slightly. Peter pulled away and laid her down, his head resting next to her stomach. He started singing softly in Russian

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UNFINISHED IDEA 3:

3 TIMES HAPPY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT PETER AND THE 1 TIME HE DID

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UNIFINISHED IDEA 4:

Overview: Peter is in Wakanda and someone gets through and a fight breaks out. Peter comes out in an old Black Panther suit but made some modifications and starts using his Peter Tingle to save a lot of people.
Shuri
T'Challa
Okoye
A child

Peter was healing in Wakanda after his experience with the Vulture, but his new army stormed the defences and got in. After about 50 minutes of fighting, a new figure comes out of the shadows, wearing one of the old Black Panther suits, but the fingers are ripped off, and the eyes are glowing dangerously red. He speaks up. "Sorry about the suit your highness, but these people don't mess with my family. Maybe this time it would be easier to lift a warehouse off of me."
This figure walks right up to Toomes as his nano-tech mask deteriorates, leaving Peter standing there. "Hi Toomes. What are you doing here on this lovely day?" You can hear the sarcasm running off of his tongue.
The opposition growls in response. "You took my family away from me. My wife and my daughter. Left to make their own money because you made me unable to provide for them." He fired up one of his weapons, aiming right at Peter's head.
"Maybe next time, don't sell illegal weapons on the black market." He flips over the magazine of bullets, leaving them to rebound against the metal behind him. The mask comes up as Peter gets in a defensive position. The fight starts again.
The Vulture flies off and Peter shoots webs on the wings, being towed up with him. He looks down and sees Okoye being overpowered by a herd of men. He jumps down and lands right infront of her, taking a bullet through the shoulder.He grunts "Damn alien bullets went straight through the suit." After a few seconds, they are all laying on the ground, either knocked out or webbed up. Okoye looks confused. "How'd you know?"
Spidey sense" He replied
"Peter Tingle" The chief says but Peter ignores her and runs over to the other side of the grounds, where men are searching through the village.
Another shot is fired, and Peter barrel rolls and lands infront of a young girl and her father, taking another bullet, this time in the thigh. He webs the weapon from the guy and swipes a leg at the back of his knees, making him fall down so Peter can web him up. The people thank him and he walks *read limps* back over to the battlefield.
He walks right through the grounds, holding the modified gun in one hand, and a dagger in the other. Toomed flies over him and tried to shoot a laser at Peter's head, but is too slow. Peter shoots a web, and it hits his pac, disabling his wings. Once the fight was over, T'Challa comes over and stares for a minute, before his mask comes down and he simply says "When did a warehouse get dropped on you?"
"Homecoming night, the bird is my date's dad."

It was 3 weeks after the Vulture incident, and the Avengers are coming to visit Peter, as his wounds have just fully healed. The Quinjet opens up to reveal the team standing there in all their glory. They have smiles on their faces as they walk out and the introductions start. Peter however, walks straight past them into the jet, and pulls the lid off of a container in the corner. He yanks up a woman, and pulls her past the team, who were staring in confusion, before throwing her on the ground infront of T'Challa. Shuri bursts into a fit of giggles at the woman's face as she asks "How did you know I was there?"
"Spidey Senses. Alert me of danger." Peter replied with a shrug
"Peter Tingle." Shuri, T'Challa and Okoye say in unison which makes Peter grumble "I'm not calling it the Peter Tingle guys."