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Author: Hello again!

Lance: This title look promising!

Keith: Oh god..

Pidge: Is this whole chapter gonna be about Lance?

Author: Yes!

Hunk: Aw good for him! 

Shiro: Can I ask why? 

Author: Cause it is okay? Deal with it bitch.

Coran: SHOTS FIRED

Allura: Yes indeed they are firing! 

Keith: How do they know what that means?

Lance: Who cares? Today's about me!!! 

Author: We have got a lot of truths and dares for you Lance, where did you wanna start? 

Lance: Give me a dare!!! 

Pidge: oh boy-

Author: They want you to slowly eat  a spoonful of cinnamon :)

Lance: Oh 

Pidge: Now this is what I've talking about!! 

Lance: But I don't want to-

Author: *Gives a spoon with cinnamon*

Lance: eh yolo

Hunk: Lance, I don't think this is a good idea- 

Lance: *quickly puts it all in his mouth*

Allura: Slowly! 

Coran: Oh dear! 

Lance: *coughs and a cloud of brown dust comes out* 

Keith: *Gets cinnamon and spit in his face* 

Pidge: Oh my god it got better!! 

Keith: *wiping brown goo from his eyes* well that didn't go well 

Lance: *mouth half full* sorry 

Hunk: Does it taste nice? 

Pidge: What do you think Hunk?

Hunk: I think it would taste kinda nice :D

Author: Wanna try some? 

Hunk: Sure ! 

Hunk: *takes a spoonful of cinnamon* 

Hunk: *Spits it out over Keith*

Keith: ...

Pidge: NO WAYYYY

Shiro: What are the chances?

Keith: Clearly pretty fucking high 

Shiro: Language 

Author: Ready for another dare?

Lance: *still gagging* erm lets go for a truth this time 

Author: What is your favourite song to hum in the shower? 

Lance: ooooh that's a good one! 

Lance: I would say 'Gasolina' by daddy yankee 

Keith: oh my god *blushes* 

Pidge: What's up Keith?

Keith: *blushing* nothing Pidge

Pidge: Is there something interesting you are thinking about  Keith? 

Keith: No Pidge shut the fuck up

Shiro: Language 

Lance: Why is everyone talking to Keith? I answered the question! 

Allura: Valid point 

Hunk: Why does she sound human all of  a sudden? 

Coran: Beats me

Shiro: What- 

Lance: I like humming 'Gasolina' because it is a good song to move your hips to! 

Lance: That and 'hips don't lie' by Shakira 

Keith: *has stopped working* 

Pidge: Do you like dancing then Lance?

Lance: You know I do?

Pidge: You should dance with Keith sometime

Keith: I don't dance

Lance: oh 

Lance: Well you don't have to dance with me if you don't want to 

Lance: I can dance with Allura instead- 

Keith: No I'll dance with you Lance

Author: That's not really on the schedule for today..

Lance: Oh

Author: Did you want another truth or dare Lance? 

Lance: I suppose I could take another one 

Lance: I'll pick dare I guess 

Author: They want you to say I love you to the next person who enters the room 

Lance: Oh cool, but aren't we all here already

Keith: You know I think imma get some water- 

Keith: *Moves to get up*

Pidge: *Shoves him down* You can't just get up and then come back into the room

Keith: I-I wasn't going to!

Author: We aren't all here 

Pidge: Oh yeah! MATTTTT!!!!

Lance: Oh that's easy, I can say that to Matt!

Keith: Why is it easy?

Lance: Cause he's like a brother to me!

*Matt enters* 

Lance: HEY MATT I LOVE YOU

Matt: I know 

Pidge: wow

Lance: See? Easy! 

Keith: *whispers to Lance* You didn't mean it in a romantic way did you?

Lance: *blushes* no of course not 

Keith: Good 

Author: Well I think that's all we have time for

Hunk: Oh 

Shiro: Was that all of Lance's requests? 

Author: No, but I'll do more of them next chapter so don't worry! 

Lance: ooh awesome! 

Author: See you guys! 

Coran: BYE MY LOVELIES 

Matt: Bye i guess 

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