Kiss bish

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Author: And welcome back fellow underachievers! (Don't sue me ) 

Lance: Hey guys! 

Pidge: Welp I'm disturbed by the title 

Hunk: Me too...

Shiro: Lets get it over and done with.. Who is kissing who?

Author: Okay okay, first we have a dare from @Sarahklance07 who asks can Pidge and hunk kiss? 

Allura: oh 

Coran : oH

Everyone ever: OH

Matt: *from the doorway* GET SOME! 

Author: I'm sorry guys, it's what the people want. 

Pidge: Nooooooo

Hunk: What about Shay? 

Shay: Yes this is awkward 

Pidge: * pats hunk in the cheek* 

Pidge: That's all you're getting. 

Hunk: * blushes from being shown any type of love* 

Shay: That was that bad..

Author: Well I'm just gonna more on..

Author: The next dare is from @Sarahklance07 again and they want Keith and Lance to play the pocky game.

Lance: Yes! 

Keith: What's that? 

Lance: It basically means I get to kiss my boyfriend! 

Everyone: BoYfRiEnD? 

Lance: I erm I mean ewww I have to kiss Keith, my rival, my enemy in whyyyyyy? 

Keith: Nice save Lance 

Author: Anyways 

Author: *explains rules of pocky*

Shiro: Do you guys get it? 

Keith and his oblivious ass: But won't we kiss? 

Pidge: Well we will have to see...

Lance: *positions pocky stick* 

Keith: *takes the other side* 

Lance: *takes a bite* 

Keith: *takes a bite* 

Lance: *takes a bite* 

Keith: *takes a bite* 

Lance: *takes a double bite* 

Keith: *takes a double bite* 

Pidge: Oh God they are gonna kiss 

Lance: *nervous* *takes a bite* 

Keith: *takes a small bite* 

Lance: *kisses Keith* 

Keith: * arms wrap around Lance* 

Shiro: *pulls across curtain outta nowhere*

Shiro: That's all for today folks! 

Hunk: Byeeee!

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