Pidges dare

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Author: This next dare comes to us from SpicyEmoBoi: to Pidge: If you could hack into someone's social media and expose one of their secrets, whose account would you hack?

Pidge: Now that is an interesting question...

Hunk: Is anyone else sorta scared of her answer...

Allura: Quite definitely

Coran: Extremely

Other paladins: *gulp*

Pidge: Well, there is so many I could choose from... there is Lances tinder, that would be hilarious to see him flirting with girls. Then there is one of hunks secret recipes I could get from his Instagram account...

Lance: W..What I don't have t..tinder...

Hunk: No! My precious recipes.

Pidge: Don't think I've forgotten about Allura's Whisper app, that should have good secrets. Or who Coran talks to on Twitter! Even Shiros Facebook page!

Allura: No!

Coran: Those are my dearest friends!

Shiro: W..Whatever Pidge. Just choose.

Pidge: Well, all of you are safe. It's Keith's account I would hack.

Author: On what Pidge?

Pidge: On Grindr of course...

Everyone but Pidge and Keith: WHAT?!

Keith: ...

Keith: I'm gay?

Lance: Yes!

Lance:I mean... oh that's cool...

Shiro: That's..great Keith..

Pidge: Well that's my answer!

Pidge: See what creeps Keith's been talking to!

Lance: You better not be talking to creeps-

Keith: I DONT TALK TO ANYONE ON GRINDR CAUSE I LOVE LANCE !

Everyone but Keith: ...

Keith: Shit.

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