Author: And we are back!!
Keith: Yeah but nobody missed us
Shiro: Keith that's rude
Keith: Sorry dad
Pidge: Don't mind Keith, he's just being his emo self again.
Hunk: Hi guys!
Allura: Hey everyone!
Coran: And I am still obviously a gorgeous man!
Author: Nobody would doubt that Coran!
Matt: Nobody would dare doubt Coran and his fabulous moustache !
Coran: Thank you Matthew!
Author: Stop chatting you lot ! I need to get to the first dare!
Lance: Who is it for?
Author: Thank you for taking some interest Lance!
Keith: *mumbles* we were all interested dumbass
Allura: Such vulgar language from such a small boy
Pidge: Ha! You're small
Keith: You're one to talk , Pigeon
Hunk: Guys let's just listen to the Author!
Author: Thank you! The dare is for Coran actually!
Coran: oh joy!
Author: Shave the moustache
Matt: What
Hunk: What
Allura : What
Shiro: What
Klance: What
Adam: *walking in* What
the lions: What
the entire fucking universe : What
Coran: What kind of nonsense is this!? I am CORAN the GORGEOUS MAN! My moustache is heavenly! I refuse
Author: fair enough but what now?
Lance: I'll flirt with the audience so they don't notice !
Keith: fuck no
Lance: You know all the lady's dig me!
Allura: Incorrect
Hunk: What about the boys? And gender-fluid ? And non-binary?
Lance: They all dig me!
Shiro: Lance no-
Lance: Lance yes
Pidge: Lance no -
Lance: Lance maybe
Keith: Lance no
Lance: Lance no
Author: Wait! I've got another dare !
Author: it's for Hunk!
Hunk: oh sweet Jesus
Author: No yummy food for a week!
Lance: Yeah that's not gonna happen
Hunk: Sure
Keith: What really?
Pidge: wow Hunk that's impressive-
Hunk: I'VE HAD ENOUGH I CAN'T TAKE IT I WANT FOOD!
Shiro: At least you tried Hunk
Matt: Better luck next time buddy
Hunk: *consumed by space goo*
Lance: Well that was fun
Author: That's all for today folks!
Keith: See ya!
Matt: Adios
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FanficKlance, Klance , Klance and more Klance! Leave suggestions. Other ships too! Just request in comments ! Shadam will also take place with a few Shatt moments ;) COMPLETED AND TAKING NO MORE REQUESTS