No yummy?

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Author: And we are back!! 

Keith: Yeah but nobody missed us 

Shiro: Keith that's rude 

Keith: Sorry dad

Pidge: Don't mind Keith, he's just being his emo self again. 

Hunk: Hi guys!

Allura: Hey everyone!

Coran: And I am still obviously a gorgeous man! 

Author: Nobody would doubt that Coran! 

Matt: Nobody would dare doubt Coran and his fabulous moustache !

Coran: Thank you Matthew! 

Author: Stop chatting you lot ! I need to get to the first dare! 

Lance: Who is it for?

Author: Thank you for taking some interest Lance! 

Keith: *mumbles* we were all interested dumbass 

Allura: Such vulgar language from such a small boy 

Pidge: Ha! You're small

Keith: You're one to talk , Pigeon 

Hunk: Guys let's just listen to the Author!

Author: Thank you! The dare is for Coran actually! 

Coran: oh joy! 

Author: Shave the moustache

Matt: What 

Hunk: What 

Allura : What 

Shiro: What 

Klance: What 

Adam: *walking in* What 

the lions: What 

the entire fucking universe : What 

Coran: What kind of nonsense is this!? I am CORAN the GORGEOUS MAN! My moustache is heavenly! I refuse 

Author: fair enough but what now? 

Lance: I'll flirt with the audience so they don't notice ! 

Keith: fuck no

Lance: You know all the lady's dig me! 

Allura: Incorrect 

Hunk: What about the boys? And gender-fluid ? And non-binary?

Lance: They all dig me! 

Shiro: Lance no-

Lance: Lance yes 

Pidge: Lance no -

Lance: Lance maybe 

Keith: Lance no 

Lance: Lance no 

Author: Wait! I've got another dare ! 

Author: it's for Hunk!

Hunk: oh sweet Jesus 

Author: No yummy food for a week! 

Lance: Yeah that's not gonna happen 

Hunk: Sure 

Keith: What really?

Pidge: wow Hunk that's impressive-

Hunk: I'VE HAD ENOUGH I CAN'T TAKE IT I WANT FOOD!

Shiro: At least you tried Hunk

Matt: Better luck next time buddy

Hunk: *consumed by space goo* 

Lance: Well that was fun

Author: That's all for today folks! 

Keith: See ya! 

Matt: Adios


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