7 minutes is too short!

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Author: 'Ello everybody!

Lance: ...

Pidge: why are you speaking weird?

Shiro: She's always spoke like that..

Keith: Really? 

Author: Well, I am British so..

Allura: What is that? 

Coran: Oh! Are you from the far away planet of Britainia? 

Author: N-No what the hell- 

Matt: Britain is a place in Europe and it consists of England, Scotla-

Coran: Oh! So you are from the kinda far land of Europiania!

Adam:I don't think that's a word- 

Allura: OH! Have you met the queen there? She is gorgeous! 

Lance: Another crush there? 

Allura: W-what? I would never...

Author: Anywho...

Pidge: What's on the menu for today shortie?

Author: You're literally 4' but okay. 

Lance: Burnnnn

Author: we've had a surprising number of requests asking for Keith and Lance to do seven minutes in heaven! 

Keith: Are you doing to kill us? 

Lance: But I'm afraid Keith wouldn't be able to join me in heaven.

Keith: Yeah I'm going to hell baby!

Shiro: why? 

Matt: You do know that being gay isn't actually a sin- 

Keith: I've killed a couple of people now and then

Hunk: How are you so casual about it-

Lance: MAMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL 

Everyone: ...

Lance: what? 

Keith: You love m- 

Author: Closet time baby! 

*closet appears* 

Pidge: Show-off 

Keith: No not again! 

Author: *pushes Klance in* 

Author: Anddddddd go!

*big timer appears out of nowhere because why not* 

Matt: is that it? No hidden camera or...

Author: Ew no I'm not a perv 

Author: We'll magically move to the perspective of the closet.

*You are now the closet* 

Lance: Well...

Keith: I don't get it

Lance: of course you don't 

Keith: I can't even see anything

Lance: Kinda the point 

Keith: Why seven minutes ?

Lance: I don't know 

Keith: Are we supposed to escape? 

Lance: No 

Keith: Well then- 

Lance: We're meant to kiss 

Keith: ohhhh 

Keith: You could have told me!

Lance: *low -key blushing * 

Keith: Do you wanna?

Lance: Do what? 

Keith: Kiss

Lance: W-What? You're my rival! I could never-

Keith: so yes

Lance: Yeah

Keith: *Kisses lance*

Lance: *kisses Keith* 

Closet: Damnnnnnn 

*You are no longer the closet* 

Author: Pretty cool right? 

Matt: Closet realness 

*timer decides it's been 7 minutes* 

*closet disappears* 

Keith: *swollen lips * Oh hello

Lance: *also swollen lips * I wasn't expecting that- 

Hunk: awwww where you guys- 

Lance: Shut up 

Author : That's all we have time for today guys

Allura: Oh dear 

Shiro: See you again soon! 

Coran: Adios!






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