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Author: Hello everyone! 

Adam: Hiii

Hunk: Hola

Pidge: Suck-up 

Matt: Yeah that's pretty sad

Author: I didn't come here to be bullied 

Allura: Aren't you bullying yourself ?

Keith: *looks at camera like on the office* We've been compromised

Author: Anywho-

Lance: What's on the list for today?

Author: I was just about to- 

Pidge: Yeah what is it?

Author: Well it's from- 

Adam: huh?

Author: Todays dare- 

Matt: *sneezes* 

Author: is for- 

Coran: *coughs* 

Author: oh for fucksake- 

Pidge: CORONA-

Author: Lance do you wanna sing or what? 

Lance: OMG YES WHAT'S THE SONG??!!!

Pidge: Ugh anyone but Lance- 

Author: You wanna sing?

Pidge: I guess- 

Author: Well too bad cause no one asked you to

Pidge: *offended* 

Coran: That's harsh...

Author: Now this dare is from @QueenOfShippers and they ask you to sing 'Criminal' by Brit-

Lance: YES BRITNEY OH MY GOD 

Author: -to Keith

Keith : What?

Lance: What-

Hunk: Are you guys not dating yet? 

Lance: We didn't really talk about it...

Allura: Sing the song!

Lance: He's a hustler, he's no good at all, 

Lance:He's a loser, he's a bum bum bum bum,

Keith: Wow thanks 

Pidge: Keith aren't you flattered?

Lance: *blushing * He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable

Lance: He's a sucker with a gun gun gun gun,

Allura: Why would someone request this?

Shiro: *knows the song* Just wait for it 

Lance: I know you told me I should stay away,

Lance: I know you said he's just a dog astray, 

Hunk: I don't understand - 

Lance: He's a bad boy with a tainted heart, 

Lance: and even I know this ain't smart, 

Keith: I don't get it- 

Lance: But mama I'm in love with a criminal,

Keith: *chokes* 

Lance : and this type of love isn't rational,

Lance: Its physical 

Allura: Awwww 

Matt: Wait is he actually a crim- 

Lance: mama please don't cry, I'll be alright, 

Lance: All reasons inside, just can't deny,

Keith: *intense eye contact with Lance* 

Lance: *smiles* Love the guy. 

Adam: oooooh shit

Pidge: Love makes me sick. 

Shiro: *pushes her face away* shhhh 

Keith: You mean it? 

Lance: *blushing for the gods* yeah..

Keith: *kisses Lance* 

Author: okay imma just *pulls curtain* keep this PG 

Hunk: I am still confused 

Coran: That wasnt the whole song- 

Author: *pushes face* shhhh

Adam: Bye guys!!! 

Author: I'm meant to do that - 

Allura: See you!








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