Y/N POV
I was laying on the bed in the spare room unable to sleep for some reason, I got up and decided to head downstairs and grab a drink or something, as I descended the staircase I heard voices from the kitchen I went over and sitting at the table were Professor Port and Professor Oobleck Tai was standing near the counter.
Y/N: "So, what's going on in here?"
Port: "Ah! Y/N? You startled me."
Y/N: "Ha. Sorry."
Oobleck: "It's unexpected to see you here. How have you been?"
Y/N: "Um, alright... I guess."
Oobleck: "I see." He seemed to do a double-take on what he just said. "I, um, hm."
Y/N: "It's fine professor, already happened more than once."
Port: "Well you seem to have adapted well to your... uh circumstances."
Y/N: "Yeah it was surprisingly normal getting used to this thing. Anyway, I just came down to grab a drink so continue whatever you guys were doing."
Port: "Oh right, where were we, ah that's right."
I walked over to the cupboard and grabbed a cup and went to the tap and got myself some water.
Port: "So in comes Qrow wearing a skirt! I was just a TA, I-I didn't know what to do, so I just... I just left the room to laugh!"
Tai: "We told him it was a kilt! He'd never worn a uniform before, so he didn't know!"
Oobleck: "That is terrible! What is wrong with you!?"
Taiyang: "Hey! The girls all said he had nice legs! I did that jerk a favour! Besides, that's not even the best part! See, then we-"
Port puts his right leg on the tabletop, cutting off Tai.
Port: "Like what you see?"
They all laughed and Port started to lose his balance waving his arms around to try and save himself but failing and winding up on the floor causing more laughs, from the doorway we heard the laughter of someone else, Yang was standing at the doorway and we hadn't noticed her till now. Oobleck stands up while Port gets up off the floor.
Port: "Oh, uh, Miss Xiao Long! Uh, please, join us."
Yang walked into the room and stood next to her father.
Oobleck: "Oh, yes, yes, pull up a chair. Please, pull up a chair."
Yang: "I'm good."
She hoists herself up onto the kitchen counter, Port and Oobleck sit back down.
Yang: "So, what are you doing here?"
Oobleck: "Despite popular belief, teachers do have a life outside the classroom."
Port: "Professor Goodwitch is working round the clock to restore Beacon to its former glory! But, Mystal wasn't built in a day. and we all need rest from time to time."
Tai: "Now look, let's not worry about that right now. So, there we were, standing in the auditorium, looking at Qrow, wearing a skirt. Then Oz tells everyone, "It's time to work on our landing strategy!"."
Oobleck: "The Branwen twins have always been... interesting, to say the least."
Port: "That sure didn't seem to stop young Tai."
Tai: "Hey, come on, man, she's right here."
Port: "Oh, please! She's a mature young woman! If she can handle combat, she can handle a few jabs at her old man!"
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Explosive kitten, male reader x Blake (RWBY)
FanfictionY/n grew up travelling the world he was an tinkerer/alchemist (not like the fma ones) bombs, tonics and alchemical extracts were his specialty (Ive never written a book before so it will probably be pretty crappy I don't write I'm just bored) (Also...