Raura: "The Dream Team"

Kissing Ass

Laura's PV:

Today is the day we leave to go to Ohio and all our coaches are pissed at us especially me which I don't know why it was a harmless joke it's not like I killed there dog. Maybe because I'm the only girl on the team (sexist much)or because I'm usually the one who causes all the problems I'm the mastermind of every prank. Anyways were now boarding our plane heading to Ohio but first I'm going to tell u what happened after coach screamed at me in front of the whole lobby. Here we go. Oh and I would take notes because u can learn something from this.

FLASHBACK:

Laura: Jake, Ben and I are laying in bed watching one of my favorite horror movies the shining. I just love Jack Nicolson.
Ben: how the fuck can u like these kinds of movies they scare the shit out of me
Laura: awwwwwww is Ben scared of horror movies?? Would u rather watch Care Bears??
Jake: hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂
Ben: yes. And no I don't want to watch fucking Care Bears.
Laura: what do u want to watch then Benjamin??
Ben: well before bed I usually watch things Laura wouldn't want to watch with her boyfriend and best friend. If it was just me and Jake then yeah but Laura no.
Laura: ewwwwwww your disgusting.
Ben: men have there needs superstar
Jake: this is true
Laura: so what should we watch then??
Jake and Ben: (look at each other) batman the dark night rises.
Laura: of course u would choose batman
Ben: hey it's a classic
Laura: good thing I brought all three😏😏😏
Jake: your the best girlfriend ever. (Kisses her)💏💏
Laura: ik and believe it or not I'm a big batman fan myself. So shall we my fellow dream team members.
Jake: we shall babe
Ben: batman

Laura's PV:

So there's that now let's skip past the batman marathon and to the part where a very angry coach Hanlon is knocking on our door. So sit back and get ready for the show because it's about to be a rollar coaster ride.

NO ONES PV:

Coach Hanlon: Marano open this fucking door now
Laura: Jesus H Christ calm the fuck down I'm coming I was sleeping God. (Opens door) what can I do for u coach?? Can't find all your shit??😏😏
Hanlon: don't give me that fucking face where's my fucking laptop and my luggage.
Laura: idk coach and u should really talk nicer to me if u want it maybe even put me back in starting lineup. You never know maybe I threw it in the pool maybe I didn't
Hanlon: Marano that's blackmail and not funny. I'm your coach now give me my stuff before I sit you all game.
Laura: no can do I'm not on starting lineup oh and u don't have the guts to do it anyway cause u know we wouldn't win without me on starting lineup😏😏
Coach: Marano if u give me my laptop and luggage unharmed I will put u back on starting lineup.
Laura: idk coach you were really mean to me. I think u should apologize first before I do anything (starts to close door)
Coach: (stops it with his hand) okay fine Marano I'm sorry for yelling at you and taking u off starting lineup I over reacted it was just a little prank and I'm sorry. Happy now where's my laptop and cloths??
Laura: okay I'll give them to u but first.......
Coach: what now
Laura: I get to keep my room with the dream team the rest of our tournament no rooming with this niece of yours and Jax goes.
Coach: no can do.
Laura: Then no laptop
Coach: fine but u better include my niece in all your "dream team" shit
Laura: done oh and good luck with Jax he snores
Coach: Marano your so lucky your good at hockey
Laura: you know how many times I've heard that one coach u should come up with a better come back (gets laptop and luggage) here u go
Coach: Marano u had my luggage in the hallway
Laura: yeah so.........no one took anything. I could of put your laptop there but I didn't so be grateful I left it in my room.
Coach: Marano I swear if anything is missing
Laura: goodnight coach😊😊
Coach: walks down hall thinking(she's good at hockey she's good at hockey. You'll survive she'll grow up. Oh who am I kidding she'll never grow up but I know something she doesn't but will get to that later.........)

Laura's PV:

So that was what happened with my prank I say it was a success. It was definitely hilarious and epic. It took the coaches hours to find there shit and put there rooms back together but Jax being the noble man he is (note sarcasm) went and helped all them so that didn't make it that much fun anymore. He didn't know where half the stuff was though so he wasn't much of a help. I would still call it a success.

If you thought this was funny your definitely not ready for our next prank.