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Drunk guys in a taxi

One night 3 drunk guys where getting into a taxi. Wanting to see what would happen, the taxi driver pulled up 1 foot and smiled.

"You have reached your destination," he says to the guys. to his surprise they all get up and walk out.

The first guy thanks him and hands him cash. the second does the same. the third one comes up and slaps him.

Shocked that he knew what happened, the taxi driver asks, "What was that for?"

"Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!" He says and hands the taxi driver the money.

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