Blonde

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So one day two sisters, a blonde and a brunette owned a farm. One day, the farm went into debt. with $600, the two decide to buy a bull, to get some more money later on.

The brunette finally finds one for $599. She goes to see the bull and it's in perfect condition, but the blonde had the truck and trailer. At $1 per word, the brunette types one word.

Comfortable

Confused, the bull owner asks, "How will that tell her to come?" He asks.

"Oh don't worry, she's a blonde, she'll read it slowly,"

Don't get it?

Comfortable
Com for ta ble
Come for tha bul
Come for the bull

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I know, I'm a blonde but I still found this funny.

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