#1
Buy a sword
Name it kindness
Kill people with kindness
#2
Buy a parrot
Teach it to say, 'help I've been turned into a parrot!'
Leave it in a public area
#3
In an elevator, say, 'that's an odd place to put a piano!'
#4
Fly to Europe
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HumorVery sorry is offensive... ITS NOT MENT TO BE!!!!! Please pm me if you have a joke you would like me to add... No hate!!!
