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This actually happened at dinner (we were having tacos btw)

Brother(in a whisper): this is how gentlemen use a napkin! ~wipes face weirdly~

Me ( in a whisper): but your not a gentleman, your a boy. So you should go fly to Never Land.

Brother (in a whisper): But I want to go to Candy Land! ~pouts~

Me (in a whisper): yea, well so do I, but mommy won't let us! ~frowns~

Brother (in a whisper) why are we whispering?

Me: ...

Brother (regular voice) Why are we whispering???

Me (regular voice): I don't know.

Brother (regular voice) why are we whispering!?!?

Me (in a whisper): we aren't whispering-(regular voice) oh.

Brother: HAHAHA!!!

Me: -_-

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