This actually happened at dinner (we were having tacos btw)
Brother(in a whisper): this is how gentlemen use a napkin! ~wipes face weirdly~
Me ( in a whisper): but your not a gentleman, your a boy. So you should go fly to Never Land.
Brother (in a whisper): But I want to go to Candy Land! ~pouts~
Me (in a whisper): yea, well so do I, but mommy won't let us! ~frowns~
Brother (in a whisper) why are we whispering?
Me: ...
Brother (regular voice) Why are we whispering???
Me (regular voice): I don't know.
Brother (regular voice) why are we whispering!?!?
Me (in a whisper): we aren't whispering-(regular voice) oh.
Brother: HAHAHA!!!
Me: -_-
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HumorVery sorry is offensive... ITS NOT MENT TO BE!!!!! Please pm me if you have a joke you would like me to add... No hate!!!