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I Almost Got Arrested Because of a Wasp

A true story that happened to me the other day...

I was in the McDonalds parking lot as my mom ran inside to go get some ice cream. I stayed in the car with our little puppy, who we couldn't leave alone in the vehicle. I was sitting there, minding my own business, when a wasp flew in the freaking window.

Now I hate wasps. With a passion. So naturally, I started freaking out. So much so, that I opened the door and got out of the car. HUGE mistake. Because when you open the door of a locked car, the car alarm goes off.

The car is beeping and wailing, so I get back in. Everyone is staring at me. I try calling my mom, but she left her phone in the car when she went inside. Freaking out because the wasp is STILL in the car, I run inside praying my dog won't hop through the window after me. Luckily, she doesn't.

I grabbed the keys from my mom, and I made it out just before someone called the cops. Phew right? Everything's over?

NOPE

THE BEE IS STILL THERE

Cursing and swearing like a sailor, I eventually bait the wasp out. I glanced down at my phone, and realized I left the whole thing on voicemail for my mom to hear. Just. Effing. Great.

So then I had to explain why she got a voicemail of me swearing all the while a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP in the background, and people coming over, concerned I was a thief.

So there you have it. I hate wasps.