So my brother and I were playing with these microphones and pretending that it was like this chat room. Here is a little snippet:
Bro: What would you describe me as?
Me: ~thinks for a minute~ I think you are (Insert Bros Name Here) because that is the only thing to describe you as.
Bro: Thank you.
Me: That wasn't a complement.
Bro: okay
Me: This is what I think of you, ~every harsh curse word possible~
Bro: No, you are!
Me: Actually I'm smarter than you, and I really like dogs so you calling me a female one is a compliment.
Bro: No I'm smarter than you!
Me: ok, ~does really hard math that brother can't get correct~
Me: haha!
Bro: what's 1+1?
Me: 2?
Bro: No 3!
Me: What!?
Bro: I said 1+2!
Me: No... Anyways, I can get you to say 'red'!
Bro: ok
Me: what's the colour of the sky?
Bro: blue...?
Me: I TOLD YOU I COULD GET YOU TO SAY BLUE!!!
Bro: YOU SAID RED!!!
Me: haha. (he really fell into that one it was actually really funny)
Bro: Dang it! ~pulls cord out of mic~
Me: •••••• has been disconnected form the chat room.
Bro: ~quickly plugs it back in~ there!
Me: •••••• has now entered the chat room.
Bro: ~smirks and does it again~
Me: •••••• has been kicked out of the chat room.
Bro: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(This went on for a while, then he tried to outsmart me which didn't work out)
~~Later On~~
Bro: Who do you think you are? (Trying to get me to say 'who' but failing miserably)
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS COLLECTING YOUR JAR OF HEARTS AND TEARING LOVE APART YOUR GONNA CATCH A COLD FROM THE ICE INSIDE YOUR SOUL DONT COME BACK FOR ME WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!!
Bro: You said 'who'!
Me: ~face palm~
(Then we started a duet competition thing that I won because his singing sucks)
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