Me(calling friend): OMG my parents are out of town for a couple nights! Call everybody you know!!!
Friend: OMG are you throwing a party!?!?!?
Me: no, I get a little lonely when I'm left alone... I want to know who I call in case a crazy kidnapper breaks in or something.
Friend(hangs up)
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That was original... could you tell? Btw you can use this if you want
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