One day, a man and his wife were going to Mexico from Canada. Unfortunately, his wife had to work so she would come down the next day. So the man and his dog, Devil, headed down to Mexico. He planned on emailing his wife as soon as he got there, but couldn't remember where he put the piece of paper with her email on it, so he wrote it out as best he could from memory.
He missed a couple letters, and it was sent to a widow who's husband died the day before. At the funeral, she received the email, fainted and died. Her family rushed over and read the email. Here is what it said:
Dear my loving wife,
Everything is set up for your arrival tomorrow. Sorry to cut this short, but Devil is hungry, and you know how grumpy he can get.
Love, your husband.
PS, it sure is hot down here!
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