It's a joke book!

Thanks #2 pt 2

I am gonna make as many movie and book references as I can in a 'text' off with myself. The one person is gonna represent someone who hates them and the other will be the opposite. The first person to get them all right gets a dedication, a follow (if not already) and if you are writing one, I will read and comment as well as vote on a book of yours. On your mark, get set, GO!

P1=the non-referencie
P2= the Referencie

P1- Hey!
P2- Hi
P1- what's up
P2- Supercallafragialosticexpiealladosious!
P1- Wow. Do I need to ban you from references?
P2- small knives! It's my weakness, is small knives!
P1- what!? Really!?
P2- oh! It's so simple!
P1- it's not funny!
P2- yeah, it kinda is...
P1- I don't even have a knife...
P2- steer clear of the eyes missy, I don't want an eyepatch...
P1- lol what are you doing?
P2- do you ship Ten?
P1- omg.... why!?
P2- no reason...
P1- seriously tho, what are you doing!?
P2- Phil? His first name is agent.
P1- CAN YOU STOP THESE ANNOYING REFERENCES!?!?
P2- there are no strings on me.
P1- ugh! I will take the freedom of references away from you!
P2- the price for freedom is high, and it's a price I'm willing to pay! If I'm the only one so be it, but I'm willing to bet I'm not.
P1- really!?
P2- it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemy's, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends...
P1- stooooooooooppppppp quoting!
P2- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
P1- this won't end will it?
P2- the end of the path I started us on?
P1- yes, wait that was another reference wasn't it...?
P2- no.
P1- scared?
P2- if you ain't scared, you ain't human.

And that's it! I quoted a couple movies and books more than once btw. anyways, get guessing!