It's a joke book!

Pick a month object and shirt colour

First pick your birth month

January- I kicked
February- I murdered
March- I ran with
April- I became friends with
May- I stole a car with
June- I forgave
July- I gave a gift to
August- I framed
September- I yelled at
October- I sang with
November- I cried with
December- I rocked out with

Now pick the colour of the object to your left.

Blue- a sock
Red- my enemy
Orange- my best friend
White- a hat
Pink- a famous person
Brown- my crush
Black- a unicorn
Purple- a pony
Other- my favorite tree

Now the colour of the shirt you're wearing

Blue- because of a sock.
Red- because I hate cars.
Orange- because I was a human.
White- because I blamed grass.
Pink- because my house burnt down.
Brown- because I was lazy.
Purple- because I hate purple.
Green- because a mutant zombie took over the world.
Yellow- because my lawn turned to mud.
Other- because I hate fun.

Now put the sentence together!

Mine is, 'I became friends with a unicorn because of a sock.'

Comment yours!