Me: *taking dog out at night*
Leaves: *rustle*
Me: *screams and drags dog back inside*
Parents: Oh, back already? Did the dog pee?
Me: No, but I did.
CREDIT TO @WildCatLover157 !!!
YOU ARE READING
It's a joke book!
HumorVery sorry is offensive... ITS NOT MENT TO BE!!!!! Please pm me if you have a joke you would like me to add... No hate!!!
