Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 11

HA! I got it done in two weeks and also made a title that's a new personal best. Hope you enjoy.

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A week after arriving in hell.

"What!" A woman's voice rang out, she couldn't believe what she heard. "I-I'm sorry m-ma'am!" The other person in the room with her was a short Imp dressed in a little butler suit. His voice was quivering with fear, he had only seen her this mad once. "I can't believe those three I give them one job and they can't even do that. La sigh did you get a picture of him? Charlotta, Olivia, Ben may have been idiots but they weren't the worst, maybe I can replace them with him." The Imp pulled out a small picture of said man. She took the photo and the moment she looked at it ice started to form at her feet and spread around the room. "This. little. SHIT!" As if a frozen big was set off the room was covered in ice. "Of course he's down here, the little murder. Where is he!" She yelled at the imp demanding to know where he was, "Can't answer when your frozen solid can you." She unfroze him, he started shriving the second he was out. "H-h-h-h-e-e-e-e's i-i-in a u-u-n-n-k-k-n-n-o-o-w-w-w LOCATION MA'AM." He tried to get his words out as fast as he could. "That's right, that's the town that we don't even know about. Damn! I don't have time to look for him and I can't send any more of you boneheads at risk of you dying." The little imp took out a card, "T-t-h-e-y-y may b-b-e a-b-l-e-e t-o-o help." Help? That's the last thing she want's but no matter how she looks at it she can't leave this unattended. She took the card and looked it over, "I.m.p.? Immediate Murder Professionals. Hmmm, it may say they only kill Humans but I'm sure we can make a deal with them." As in deal she means give them a lot of money, how much? 100,000,000 million should do, killing that prick is worth it. "Hahaha, oh little brother you're going to regret killing me."

Present-day

Beep Beep Be- boom!

Another beautiful day and another destroyed clock really should stop destroying them. The shop owner is starting to look at me weird whenever I steal a new one. "Alright, time to-..." There was a strange weight on my arm, I lifted the covers and was welcomed with the sight of a drunk cat sleeping soundly and cutely. "Maybe I should just leave my doors unlocked from now on." I got out of bed as slowly as I could as to not wake her. "I'll be right back." Time to do my daily morning routine, take a shower, brush my teeth, take a deep breath, and god damn that alcohol smell was a lot stronger than I thought it was. Now that I think about it how does she get in here? Not like I'm going to make it harder to get in just curious. "OH! I should make you breakfast. I will greet you as any special person should. With a good morning love and an offer to feed you." With one last pat on the head, I leave.

"I'm ah kill you~ I'm ah kill you~." Ah, I don't know why but today is just so great~. I can't stop smiling, I'm just so happy. "If only Lady Alastor was here. Seeing her smile is like a light in this dark cruel world. Seeing her, in general, is amazing." She may be terrifying sometimes but I could never hate her no matter what she did. "Maybe one day I, AHHH! No Y/N! Such thoughts are not tolerated." The sound of sizzling takes over my mind, oh yeah I'm making breakfast. "You're weird you know that?" How do people keep getting in this house?! Sophia was laying on the counter in her other form. "I'm not that weird besides your the talking cat." She hops onto my shoulder. "Yeah whatever just, *sniff sniff*" Why is she? Without any warning she bites my neck, now I know I have some pretty tough skin but I'm at home meaning no danger nearby so of course, I would let my scales down a little just the head and the neck. Sophia knew that and went for my soft spot, "... WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BITING ME?!?" She was biting my neck like it was a piece of meat. "Hmph." She jumps off even as a cat I could tell she was upset. "Hmm don't know maybe it's my instincts you know? Just felt right." RIGHT HOW!? "Just because you're in a cat-like form doesn't mean that you have the instincts on one!" God her teeth are sharp, before any blood came out my wound healed itself saving me the trouble of changing clothes. "Don't you have a scratching post or something?" I grab a plate with my tail, you know I should use this thing more often, and set today's breakfast on top ready to eat. "Yeah but," she moved to the chair and changed back into her usual form, "It's not the same. Back when I was alive I used to have this giant one bigger than my whole body even had a little hole I could sleep in it, la sigh I miss those old days." She says la sigh too? Finally, I have someone, wait a minute. "Where the hell are your clothes!?!" She stretched out, she was acting like she owned the place. "Dude chill it's not like my privates are showing my body's like Husk covered in fur head to toe." If their body is covered in fur how do they... never mind better not think about it. "Well, I'm glad you came to visit. Would you like some food as well?" She holds up her thumb. Good thing I made a lot. A static noise fills my ears, 'what the what?" I pull out my phone and see that it was stuck on a static screen. 'What in the world.' It kept getting louder and louder so I turned it off.