Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 48

HEY! How's it going? Hopefully good. Look, going to be honest, I think I may just have to go to an 'upload when I can.' schedule. Which will take some stress off my mind. Got so much to do in college it's nuts. Anyway, hope you enjoy.

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*Y/n Pov*

"Bois! Stop running in the kitchen!" I shouted to the gang of eggs. Another day, another dollar, today was a relatively calm day. Some sinners here, some sinners there, some sinners everywhere. All the same sinners that I would see any other day. Anyway, today I shall teach the Egg bois how to cook. Some of them knew, and some others did not. But even the ones that did know how to cook weren't good at it. So I shall teach them to cook! Saving the Pig for another day, I will teach it how to cook.

So here I was, with the makeshift boss hat the bois had given me and my apron. Trying my hardest to stop them from running around with boiling pots. #21 kept spilling the rice and #69 and #420 wouldn't stop making out again!!! It was goddamn annoying! Don't even get me started on #5, kid kept trying to eat raw meat, raw meat!! God's sake I can't leave them alone for a--!

"#12 I swear to Pentious if you fire that C.O.O.L. R.A.Y. in the kitchen I'll take your gun rights away for a week! Now hand it over!" I shouted at the small egg who reluctantly gave me the ray. I can't help but get a flashback to when Pentious and I first met, the first thing she did was shoot me with this thing. Ah, good times. Good times.

I place the Ray on top of the fridge, only way the bois are getting that is if they build an egg tower, or use a ladder, one of the two. "What am I going to do with you all?" I mutter to myself. Even with some of the bad actors, the rest of the bois were trying their hardest. #3 was trying to season the sausages, #2 was trying to flip the pancakes to get that golden brown I had shown him, #8 was trying to close the door to the microwave to heat up some cereal with a spoon that Pentious had made lodged in the breakfast snack, and #4 was trying to........... oh god.

*BOOM*

A loud explosion rocked the kitchen, not only sending everything flying but engulfing it in blackish-blueish flames. Whatever that spoon was, it wasn't made to be used in cereal. I snap my fingers and extinguish the flames. "Alright #8 you're no longer.... #8?" I scan the kitchen for #8 and realize that, well, he, along with a lot of the other eggs have been turned into black marks that now paint the ground..... WHAT!?!?!

I fell to my knees, they had died!? They died from an explosion!? An explosion!? It wasn't even that bad!! I look around the room, seemingly not finding a single survivor until miraculously four survivors come out of hiding, some of the lucky few who managed to accidentally be thrown behind cover. "T-They died! I thought you guys had strong shells like my skin!" I shouted to the few survivors. They retrieved their hats that had flown off and coughed out some yonk.

"Sorry Bossman #2, our shells aren't as strong as you think." #5 said. I can't help but tear up, clutching at the dust that was one of the many eggs slaughtered in the explosion. They were gone, my little bois were gone.

"What the hell happened!" A one-eyed spear winding maniac shouted. I hold up the dust that was my bois, my children, as they fall between my fingers.

"My friends, my children, gone, reduced to dust. My dear brothers and sisters are... are... well now that I think about it they are all brothers, hmm..." I paused for a moment. Thinking about something that has been bothering me as of late. "Now that I think about it there's only Bois among those eggs... Hey, Vegetable you ever think it's odd that I'm the only male in the hotel?" I asked Vaggie who raised the only brow she had on that gray face of hers.