Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 27

So my dog died, that was pretty sad. I know I said I would say something before disappearing but come on, you know how bad I am at keeping promises plus the last thing on my mind is to update the gram. I'm like the samurai shogun himself, just you know not as cool. But hey I did make a few chapters while I was gone so at least I did something, right? Well anyway, I hope you can enjoy and sorry for being gone.

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In a certain ice town. Penelope's children were sitting on top of a roof watching two of their siblings, Lorelei and Lucas, have a little quail. What were they quailing about? Ice dollars. Yes, a fake currency that she made for candy. When they were good, they got 2 dollars. When they were bad, they got nothing. She thought about giving them a punishment but she didn't have the heart for that. They watched as their sister flew across the street and slammed into a building. Lucas started running towards her to continue his assault but Lorelei quickly got up and hit her brother into another building, this time the arcade. They had already tried to get them to cool off, yes joke intended, but failed. So they sent the oldest, Isla, to tell Mother. They weren't going to get involved in this because they know what happens if they fight like those two. Once their real mom came out then they were going to have one heck of an ear full.

This went on for a little while, he hit her, she hit him, it was like ping pong but instead of a ping pong ball, they used their bodies. It was kind of entertaining, just as Lucas was hit again the oldest sister had returned. "Mommy said to try to calm them down until she was done talking to Ms. Biker." They all looked at her, a little confused. "Ms. Biker? Isn't her name Ms. Hiker?" Samuel said another one chimed in. "I thought it was Ms. Taker," Hailey said as they continued to guess Striker's name and watch their siblings fight. Even with all their guesses, they never did remember her name.

"Alright got my list, got some baskets, and some money, I think we're ready ladies," I said to the three ladies with me. Husk was here because she wanted to make sure I got alcohol. I did plan on getting some but was going to water it down a little and label the bottle "Husk only," I still could but it would be much easier for her to tell how they should look and sound when opening. Zoey was here because she saw me and Husk heading to the store and wanted to tag along, and finally, Grace was here because she felt like she wasn't getting enough attention. I don't mind them all coming because that meant more hands and more baskets. Also, we were in Pentagram City because the shop back home is just way too small. Like they have some stuff but not the good stuff you know what I mean? I came here once and let me tell you they got the stuff! Plus this place is giant, hypermarket giant.

"Alright Grace and I will go to the left side of the store, Y/n and Husk you two will go to the right side of the store. We should be able to find and buy everything on the list and whatever you want on the side. I'm sure I have enough money after what happened last time." She said with a sinister smile, Grace tapped me with her tail and whispered in my ear. "Psst, what happened last time?" I let a smile spread across my face remembering what I did. "Something funny, and something that made me sound and look very cool," I whispered back, from the look she was giving me she didn't believe me. "Hmhm, I'm sure you did buddy." Yup, she doesn't believe me. "I mean it was cool until he said bubbly, who says bubbly while they torture someone?" Zoey said, first off it wasn't the worst thing. I could have said cuddly now that would have been lame. Husk yawned and took another drink of her booze. "Alright we get it can we get going already? I don't want to be here all day." She said in between yawns. I pat her on the back, "yep yep, oh and don't worry about going over the limit, if we do, Zoey and I will... make a deal." Grace looked at me not understanding what I meant, Husk, on the other hand, understood and started walking off to our part of the store.