Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 46

Going to be honest, the internet where I've been has been really bad. Some days I would type for hours the next few days could barely get a sentence out. Plus I got my wisdom teeth removed which was fun. Awake one second then out of nowhere it was an hour later and my mouth hurt. All and All, glad it's out. Hope you enjoy.

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*Third Pov*

Once upon a time, there was a glowing city protected by golden gates known as Heaven. It was ruled by beings of Pure light, Angels that worshiped good and shielded all from evil. Lucifer was one of these angels. He was a dreamer with fantastical ideas for All of creation. But he was seen as a troublemaker by the elders of Heaven. For they felt his way of thinking was dangerous to the order of their world. So, he watched as the angels expanded the universe in their ways. From the dust of Earth, they created Adam and Lilith, equals as the first of Mankind. But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to her will. She fled the Garden. Drawn in by her fierce independence, Lucifer found her, and the two re-.

"Woah woah woah woah hold the phone lady you can't just gloss over that!" A certain reptile shouted, interrupting Charlie's story. She flipped her book shut and crossed her legs. If she ever wanted to become a teacher she'd be a helluva fine one.... take that as you will.

"Gloss over what? I was reading straight from the book." Charlie said. She was indeed reading straight from the book, but that was the problem. There was a detail in there that wasn't even close to being the truth.

Y/n rubbed his eyes in frustration, wondering how she could not have also noticed it. "You said, and I quote, 'But, despite this, Adam demanded control, and Lilith refused to submit to her will.' end quote, correct?" Y/n asked. Charlie slowly nodded, not understanding what was so confusing.

Y/n understood, and that was good, that means he wasn't crazy. "Lilith refused to submit to her will. Are you implying Adam is a woman?" Y/n asked. Charlie, still as confused as ever, nodded her head. As if that were a common fact. Y/n threw his hands up. "Charlie, I have lived most of my adolescence believing God made two humans. One was male, the other female. Are you now telling me that most my life I have been living a lie and that Adam is a woman?" Y/n asked.

Once again, Charlie nodded her head, as if that were a basic fact that they should have taught in schools! "Yeah, kind of like, demon basics one-oh-one," Charlie said. Y/n almost blew a casket. Basics meant something simple, something that was so common knowledge that a baby could know. Do you know how many generations have been built on the simple fact that Adam and Eve, male and female, repopulated the earth? Too many years damn it too many! Now to be told all that's a lie? He was understandably a little bit skeptical.

"Charlie, there are only two ways this conversation ends and it's with you admitting your screwing with me or I accept that all of human history has been built on a lie. Which wouldn't be the most surprising thing but I refuse to learn this from the woman who looks like a clown." Y/n said, ducking under a spear. Really, where does Vaggie get all of those? Also, she was hiding behind a wall, the weirdo.

Charlie opened the book and flipped to the page she had just been reading. "Look I don't know what to tell you this is what I used to get read before being put to sleep. Maybe if you just read this it'll hel--." Charlie was cut by Y/n gently pushing the book back.