Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 26

LOOK LOOK LOOK, before you get on me. Yes, I changed another male to female. Do not judge ME! Have you seen some of the gender-bent fan art of Vortex? Look, dude, just read the thing. Hope you enjoy.

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12:25 A.M.

In a quiet Mason, a tall lizard made his way slowly out of bed. He looked around checking his surroundings in the darkroom. He could make out two outlines on the bed, from the size he could tell it was a cat and a Cyclops. The blanket was slightly below their waist so he leaned over to tuck them in when suddenly the cat turned its head, she was a light sleeper. One of the perks of being a cat, honestly sometimes she wishes she was a heavy sleeper... sometimes. It would be nice not to worry about everything, but that's just in her genetics. They locked eyes, neither daring to move, "... 10 Cat cakes." She whispered, he already knew what she would do if he said no. He held a thumbs up, the cat smiled and felt an arm warp its stomach. "Nah, so fluffy~," Niffty whispered, Sophia, snuggled into her chest and went back to sleep.

He let out a sigh of relief and made his way out of the room. The house was dark, the only thing that lit the living room was the fireplace. He looked around and saw Husk knocked out on the dinner table, with 4 bottles of who knows what laying around her. 'Lord woman. I need to put a lock on the cabinets.' He tiptoed down the stai--

*Squeak!*

'Always that one fucking stair!!' He looked over at Husk, she was still snoring away. 'Thank god.' He continued his way over to her and started picking up the bottles, some of them still had a little left in them. He thought about pouring them out but then realized if he did the moment she woke up she would go on a drunken rampage until she found more. So he did what he did last time, fill them with water and put them back in front of her. Now the chances of her figuring out she's drinking water depends on what she drank.

'Golden Grain... you and Angel are going to drink yourselves to death. I'm sure you two would get along well. Shit, Angel may even love you.' He turns around to leave when suddenly two arms and wings wrap themselves around his chest. "Hmm, heat." She hummed happily in her sleep, 'FUUUCCCKKK! Think, think, think Y/n! What do you do!?!?' He slowly turned his head and saw her adorable SLEEPING FACE! How the hell is she so adorable!?! The worst part is she's not even trying! 'Okay Y/n, just slowly remove her arms.' The moment he touched her arms she tightened her embrace. "Hmmm." .... 'Did, did she just growl at me? I would have never thought she would do that.' He wraps his tail around her wrist and carries her up to his room. Took about 10 minutes to get her off. Also, don't worry, I put the liquor bottles on the nightstand with a note saying they were indeed liquor. After tucking her in I made my way back downstairs, avoiding the squeaking one! And finally was at the front door, taking precaution I did one more look around. 'Not a soul in sight, ha! My sneaking skills are ten out of----'