Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 14

So... how's your day? I'm running out of things to add here. Well, what I want to add is more like a question, to be honest, besides I would most likely just answer myself. Hope you enjoy.

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"That's the stupidest plan I have ever heard." What?!? It took that whole hour to think of that! Sophia and I were on top of the building across from the strip club. For some reason, she found my plan to be bad. I think otherwise. "Alright, you got anything better." She sighed then walked over to the edge, "fine just you're going to need to tell me again I stopped listening after hot fem boy." I clear my throat. "Alright so step one I infiltrate the women's or men changing room, then I have them dress me up as a hot fem boy waiter." Sophia holds up a hand to stop me. "Why do they need you to do that again? You could just sneak in and act like your a normal there." No no no no! "You see Sophia, Voxy has already told the other V's of my existence. So she knows what I look like buuuuut if I have some makeup, short-shorts, and a crop top she won't be able to tell the difference." Sophia knew you were dumb but this is beyond dumb. "And how will you pull that off?" Ha, she thinks I can't? "If Cloud looks good in a dress then I can look good in some short shorts!" She walks over to me and puts a head on your shoulder, her look of disappointment said it all. "No?" She shook her head, "no Y/n." Man, I thought it was good. "Alright, then what's the plan?" She pulls out a map, "alright so the new plan is you'll sneak into the lady's dressing room and ask for a Scarlett, she's my inside woman she'll be able to help you get by without anyone questioning you." Dang, she got connections like that?! "But here's the thing, the ladies are prone to trying to kill anyone who tries to get a peek before the show." Well, my taking skills will, "you may have tough skin but they use guns, your worst enemy." Fuck. "And since the walls are as strong as a nuclear safe room they will not hold back when they see you." A lot of people use guns nowadays, I'm not liking this thread. "You're going to go in from the roof. Valentino gets notified whenever someone enters from the front, so you need to climb the building and enter from the top." Who does she think I am, spider man!? "Wait what will you be doing?" She pulls out an earbud and calls me. "I'll sneak in from a different entrance informing you on what to do and if someone is following you." Dang kind of glad I didn't do my plan. "Good thing I called you Snowflake or I would have been fucked."

She puts in her earbud, "yeah I'm glad you—!!" She stands still for a moment, he just called her... "how long." I walk over to the edge, "after spending three years with Eva she kept giving hints on who you were. Of course, after seeing you turn into a cat I kind of always thought it was you but I didn't want to make it weird, sorry for never—- OW JESUS WHY!?" You would think this would be a tearful reunion but nope she was pissed. "Why!?" That one hurt like hell, if I didn't close my eyes I would have lost them! She grabs me by my caller, "because you jackass you knew and didn't say anything! And you tell me before we do this semi-big mission to kill an Overlord?!? You don't plan on dying on me, do you? DO YOU!?" Her voice was quivering, sounding a little fearful. "If you dare die I'll-." Cats can be assholes but they all have a little soft side. We may not see it but they do. Sophia always cared about me back when we were alive but she didn't show it and when she did oh boy, she was like the overprotective girlfriend, now that she could talk I'm sure she has a lot to say about my reckless behavior. "No, I don't. I just wanted to tell you so after this I can get you that new bed you always wanted." She took a deep breath and let go. "You know I don't sleep anywhere else but with you." I laughed a little, "of course. Like you said I'm like a heater for old cats. OW, WHY AGAIN?!" It was her turn to laugh, "don't call me old. Now let's go." She turns into a cat and jumps off the building. "One day she's going to give me a scar." I jump off and make my way to the back.