Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 32

You know I realize I sometimes don't even write about the actual main characters in some chapters. I'm too busy doing side stories but like there's only one ep. So I have to improvise, you know? Also sorry this was a day late, been enjoying summer. Also playing Terraria, Goddess of Light is kicking my butt. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.

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"Hello, Y/n." Penelope had just arrived at the town her little brother had been staying at, it wasn't a bad spot in her opinion. She crossed her arms and looked her brother up and down, "You got taller." He looked down at his body then looked over at her, "as have you. I'd say we're about the same height now. We were always the same height, back when we were alive." He said thinking back to when they last met. Of course, the last time they did meet she was on the floor choking on her blood so he didn't have time to check. Penelope noticed the succubus sitting in the cafe, she looked normal enough. Neither did she feel threatened by her presence, she just looked like she was there just to be there.

"So, this is where you've been living eh? Not too bad of a place. Should have known you would get a job in culinary, though I do have to ask who the lady behind you is." She asked, gesturing to the succubus. A little head appeared behind Y/n, 'oh, that looks like Y/n's old cat. Just demonized, is that a word?' She thought to herself, Y/n reached up and began to stretch behind the little one's ear. 'Oh, that's definitely Sophia.' The cat stared at her like it was trying to decide whether or not she knew her.

"Well that lady behind me is Ava, my boss. She's been taking care of me since I got here." He said with a smile, though it was meant to be an 'I'm happy I met her' smile. Penelope took it as an 'I'm HAPPY *wink wink nudge nudge* I met her' smile. She narrowed her eyes and frowned, "Jesus you've been here for what two? Three weeks? And all you've been doing is fucking? Good lord man, how weak is your willpower? That's a dumb question. It's as weak as your cooking skills." She rubbed her eyebrows in frustration, this was the person who killed her? Good lord this i—

She stopped a snowball two inches from her face, "I haven't been doing that you dumb fuck!! Who do you think I am!?! You flat chested bitch!!"

"Flat-chested?!?! I'll have you know this flat chest has a plethora of demons and humans ready to get on their knees and lick the sweat drops from my ass!! You brain-dead fish!!"

"Braindead!? Last time I checked you were the one who went brain dead way before I did!!"

"What does that change?!? You're still fucking stupid!!"

"No you are Ice bitch!"