Hells Chef (fem!Hazbin hotel & Helluva boss x Male reader)

Chapter 33

Hey look, now I'm two days late. Look I had to do an overnight orientation! Do you know how hard that is for an introvert like me!?! It was hell!! But none the less I lived, but anyway. I hope you enjoy.

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*In an unknown area of hell*

A certain frozen rock was flying hundreds of miles towards a small village, in this village were a group of worshipers who prayed to the fire goddess Pele. These worshipers were sent to hell after being caught sacrificing their newborns in an attempt to bring Pele back. When the other villagers found out they dunked their heads in the lava they threw the babies into. But even after death, they continued praying to their god, their faith never wavering, hoping that one day she would come back and rid the world of the filth (humans) that had taken over. Now using other demons as their sacrifices they would hope for all creatures, demons and angels alike, to be wiped out so the world could start anew. You know, the normal crazy stuff that people like this think. To be honest it is a lot more normal than you think.

Anyway, they were all gathered around a large lava pit, it was nothing special, just a large pit of lava that had a little pathway that stopped in the middle. They all watched as their newest sacrifice slowly made its way to the middle. The sacrifice looked back, there was only one way out and sadly it was blocked by a lot of those cultists. She could try to push past them but she knew that they would gladly tackle her and die too to appease their 'goddess'. She didn't know why she even came here in the first place, well, she does.

She wanted to get laid and she did so that was cool. Until the one-night stand wanted it to become a too-long stand... does that even make sense? Okay, the point is the lady wanted her to join their little cult but she's an atheist so she said no real quick. After she got her stuff and began to leave she was hit in the back of the head! She didn't pass out though, she's a Pachycephalosaurs. Or as the idiots say, a 'thick-headed lizard'. As the nickname suggests, her head's pretty thick. And before you start making jokes no, not that kinda head, perverts.

But if you want an idea of what she looked like, just think of Ulti from One Piece when she goes half-breed monster or whatever that form is called. Just, you know, not a perfect hourglass figure and watermelon-sized breasts. 'Serious every woman in that world that is above the age of 18 has the body of a supermodel, shit! Vivi and Rebecca had those kinds of bodies and they were 16 at the time!! Even the giants were supermodels!! Look, I'm not saying it's bad but it's like seeing a school full of 6ft muscular 15-year-old boys in high school. I can't relate to that, and neither can I relate to not looking like a supermodel. Give me some fucking variety damn it! ... of course... it's anime... so... I guess it doesn't really matter what they look like now does it?'

Anyway, she was dragged here after getting mobbed by everyone in town. So now she's here, standing in the middle of a lava pit. She looked over and saw the one-night stand, well if she was going to die she might as well go down with some sass. "Alright, before I go, I just want to say some things," She looked directly at the one-night sta—, ... good god she doesn't even remember her name. "One-night stand, let me just say, you suck at sex." The woman cringed at the reminder of last night but the sacrifice wasn't done, far from it. "And I'm not just talking bad, oh no. I'm talking dog shit! You don't even know how to finger a woman properly and you're a woman! To make matters worse we're the same type of demon, you would think you would know how to pleasure your own species!" The women looked down, trying to ignore the soon-to-be sacrifice to their goddess.