Lilagaminette/Lilanette and Lukadrien Oneshots!

Lilagaminette and Lukadrien pickup lines pt. 1 (?)

Contains sexual talk, cursing, and sexual jokes

Luka: Hey babe?

Adrien: Yeah?

Luka: Did it hurt?

Adrien: Did what hurt?

Luka: When you fell from heaven. *winks*

Adrien: No, but I scraped my knee falling for you~

Kagami: What are they doing?

Lila: Flirting contest

Mari: We should join!

Mari: *clumsily falls per usual*

Lila: Wow, falling for me already?

Mari: No. *walks away*

Kagami: Pfft-

Adrien: Hey Luka?

Luka: Hmm?

Adrien: Are there 21 letters in the alphabet?

Luka: No there are 26. You should know this-

Adrien: Oh right, I'm forgetting, U, R, A, Q, T,

Luka: Fuck you.

Adrien: You already do

Kagami: Mari, I'll give you a kiss and if you don't like it, you can return it.

Mari: Huh- Uh- wha-

Lila: When'd you learn to flirt?

Lila: Mari, is your mom's name practice?

Mari: No, it's Sabine-

Lila: Well practice makes perfect~

Mari: That was a surprisingly good line.

Luka: Adrien you know what I don't like about you?

Adrien: What is it?

Luka: Your last name~ Can I change it to Couffaine~

Adrien: *chokes on air*

Adrien: Luka.

Luka: Yeah?

Adrien: You turn my software into hardware~

Luka: Stop it. I'm top.

Kagami: Mari~

Mari: Yes Kagami-San?

Kagami: You should be put in a museum

Mari: What? Why?

Kagami: Cause you're a real work of art~

Mari: Oh I know I am *Proceeds to walk like a model but falls clumsily- again-*

Adrien: Hey Luka?

Luka: Yep?

Adrien: Mind if I walk you home? My mom always said to follow my dream.

Luka: What about your curfew?

Adrien: Damn it.

Lila: Mari, I think my eyes are broken...

Mari: Lila, I told you to stop-

Lila: Cause I can't take 'em off of you

Mari: Well- I- uh- *incomprehensible gibberish*