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Delinquent (Y/n) and weed tea hc

I just thought of this, so enjoy.

This is the continuation of the
delinquent (Y/n).

Nezu is a platonic yandere.

Warning: this has drugs, alcohol, and weed.

* you had nothing in common with Nezu.
* He was a rat, and you were human
* He was a gentleman, and you were a delinquent, a troublemaker
* But then one day... you were sent to the office.
* No reason, you weren't in trouble according to the rodent
* He just wanted to drink tea with you.
* You preferred coffee and vodka.
* "Don't tell Aizawa, though. Don't be a snitch."
* Nezu just sipped his tea with a smile.
* "My lips are sealed... though in my opinion, Tea and weed are way better and healthier."
* Cue your shock.
* "You smoke weed???"
* "No. But I do brew it with my tea."
* The rat literally starts brewing you weed tea and you two get high.
* You learned to love tea.
* And Nezu learned to love alcoholic coffee.
* Yes. You had vodka coffee on you.
* Since then, you visited the rat, getting high and drunk while talking about life and gossiping about your classmates.
* "In my personal opinion, Iida has a tight ass."
* "Well, (Y/n)-san, that pet rabbit Koda has is one hot babe."
* "...what."
* All in all, you and Nezu grew on each other, never to be separated...
* Until the teaching staff found out...
* Hizashi wasn't the first to notice, but he was the first to point it out,
* "I don't understand... despite going to Nezu's office, they're still acting out."
* The other teachers start pointing out details others didn't notice.
* After they are discussing this in the hallway, they go back to their classrooms.
* All Might notices you walking back from Nezu's office
* He was watching you head down the hallway like a hawk.
* As you're walking, you're stumbling a bit and giggling like a high school girl
* You pass by, not noticing your teacher, and he gets a whiff of something.
* Weed and Alcohol.
* The reason he hadn't caught you before was because Nezu would send you back to the dorms to come down from your drunken high.
* All Might snitches to the other teachers and Aizawa is not happy.
* Not. One. Bit.
* Grounds the fuck outta you.
* All the teachers are scolding you.
* "Drugs are no good, dear listener!"
* Midnight pretends to be mad but whispers in your ear if she could try some of that Irish vodka coffee
* All Might is going full on Alcohol PSA in this bitch.
* and you are just sitting there like:

* also the teachers get onto Nezu about the weed and alcohol.
* Now whenever Nezu calls you into his office, someone has to come with you, either student or teacher.
* It makes you want to commit arson.