*billie eilish imagines*

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Short imagines🤪
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Claudia: wheres billie?

Finneas: she's doing fun

Claudia: and wheres y/n?

Finneas: she is fun
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Y/n: *crys in her room* no one loves me

Finneas: *hugging her* are you sure?

Y/n: yes *sniff*

Finneas: *points at billie* ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE?
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Zoe: what do you call your girlfriend, Finneas?

Finneas: Baby, sweet heart, my everything

Y/n: awww, billie why cant we be like this

Zoe: billie, what do you call your girlfriend?

Billie: My slut, Baby girl, my whore, hoe, my dirty slut, toy, fuck toy, doll, kitten

Y/n: thats why
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A/n: ayo i just wanna flex, lemme enjoy

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ﾟ。Break my bed, not my heart
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I'm straight
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︎︎ⓘ false information has been detected
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Billie: Baby, that lipstick looks great

Y/n: thank you

Billie: can I try some?

Y/n: ofc

*y/n wants to Hand billie The lipstick*

*billie pulls y/n in for a kiss*

Y/n:....
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*y/n Shows billie proudly her New dress*

Y/n: do you like it *excited*

Billie: yes, but....

Y/n: but what *worried face*

Billie: I would like it better when it's off *unzips the zipper of y/n's dress*
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*billie fucks y/n in mossionary*

Billie: Tell me you like this like the slut you are for me

Y/n: I Fucking love it daddy

*y/n's phone rings*

*billie answers*

Billie: Yeah?

Person: yo heres y/n's brother, uhmm billie can I Talk with my sister Real quick

Billie: uhmm i dont think thats a great idea rn

*billie Makes another stroke trying to tease y/n*

*y/n moans accidently*

Bro: yo, am i-am I interrupting something rn?

Billie: im currently deep inside of your sister

*billie hangs up*
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*y/n Makes a tik tok*

Y/n: two bestfriends in a room, they might kiss

Billie: yes we will

Y/n: what?

Billie: I said yes we will

*billie grabs y/n's hips and Starts to make out with her*
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*billie, y/n and their daughter sitting on the dinner table*

Daughter Abby: mum, momma How did I got into momma's belly

g!p billie: uhmmmm, y/n?

Y/n: yes?

g!p billie: how about you explain it to her

Y/n: abby, when I wanted to be pregnant i told the stork and the stork brought you then

Abby: okay

*timeskip*

Abby: grandma Magie?

Maggie: yes sweat heart

Abby: how did mom got into your belly

Maggie: the stork brought her

Abby: okay

*timeskip*

Abby writes into her diary

Dear Diary,
Today I found out that in the last two generations no sexual intercourse happened
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*billie and y/n met at a party After they broke up*

*billie flirts with y/n*

*y/n flirts back*

*billie ends up taking y/n to her house😏*

*y/n is waiting on billie's bed*

*billie goes inside and starts to make out with y/n*

*billie pulls a poket knife out of her Jeans pocket*

*billie gives y/n a evil smirk*

*billie drags the knife along y/n's jawline*

Billie: *wispers in y/n's ear* you broke my heart, so i stap yours
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Claudia: ugh, fuck those young artists

Y/n: Yeah, fuck those young artists

*timeskip*

Y/n: Claudia, guess who i hooked up with last night

Claudia: who?

Y/n: billie eilish

Claudia: YOU HOE DID WHAT?!

Y/n: you said 'fuck those youn-' you didnt meant litterly

Claudia: OFC I DIDNT MEANT LITTERLY
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*billie wants to visit her friend y/n*

*billie goes inside y/n's house*

*billie Sees y/n masturbatibg on her bed with a dildo deep inside of her*

*billie watches y/n a while getting turned on*

*y/n cums*

Billie: *Cough* y/n

Y/n: oh shit. BILLIE! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE???

Billie: *really calmed down* long enough to See you cum

Y/n:....

Billie: can I join?

Y/n:..................
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*Claudia is on vacation*

*Claudia is without Finneas*

*Finneas cries now about Claudia*

*billie hugs Finneas*

Billie: shhhhh finn, she's coming back in June it's now that long

Finneas: but i cant live without her

Billie to y/n: bring peaches maybe she brings him on other thoughts

*y/n nods*

*y/n brings peaches*

Finneas: she just reminds me more of Claudia

*Finneas cries harder*
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Ayo wanna see something

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