Sum short stuff cause why not
Enjoy hoes
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*y/n has a dick*
*billie also has a dick*
*y/n knows that billie has a dick*
*billie doesnt know y/n has a dick*
*sometimes y/n forgets she has a dick*
*y/n changes infront of billie*
Billie: yo y/n, I really dont wanna say that but i think u have to Tell me something
Y/n: *realizes* fuck
*y/n runs to the bathroom and cries*
Billie: *knocks* y/n it's okay c'mon let me in
*y/n unlocks the door*
*billie sits down next to y/n*
Y/n: im sorry i didnt told you
Billie: thats totally okay
*silence*
Billie: wanna compaire sizes
Y/n: uhmm yeah
*y/n takes her dick out*
Billie: hm a Solid 9
*billie takes her dick out*
Y/n: *gasps* damn billie that could kill someone
Billie: oh c'mon those are only 12 inches
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Y/n: billie im pregnant..... again
Billie: *starts to cry a little* i cant take 9 kids
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*y/n yells at claudia*
Y/n: AND HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STOP ME HUH?
Claudia: I WILL CALL BILLIE
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y/n: is it stupid when-
Billie, Claudia, Finneas, drew and zoe: yes!
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Finneas:.... Fuck
Claudia:
Zoe:
Y/n:
Maggie:
Patrick:
Y/n's mum:
Y/n's dad:
Peaches:
Pepper:
Shark:
Billie: finally
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Y/n: *sneezes*
Billie: shut up
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Zoe: y/n what are u doing?
Y/n: helping billie find the Burrito i ate an hour ago
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𝙄 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙜ᵉ ᵃᵐᵒᵘⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵒⁿᵉʸ
I just wanna flex okay🙄🤚
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*billie is very annoyed by y/n's existance*
Y/n: hey b-
Billie: *grabs y/n by her hoodie collar* one more stupid word and i will fuck ur dad
*sometime later*
Drew: ey billie, do u remember when u told y/n u will fuck her dad and in the end u ended up Fucking her
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Billie: *sings* if u happy and u know it clap ur hands
*billie claps*
*Finneas claps*
*Claudia claps*
*y/n doesnt clap*
Billie: Baby y r u not clapping
Y/n: because im Not happy
Billie: why?
Y/n: because im horny u dont want to give me head because 'fInEAs AnD clAdIa aRE hERe'
DU LIEST GERADE
*billie eilish imagines*
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