Enjoy hoes
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*billie at the end of explaining something*
Billie: what do you think?
Y/n: I dont think
Billie:
Y/n: and you know that
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Me
★★★★★
would recommend 😌
𝓿𝓮𝓷♀𝓶
εïз - lol it’s a butterfly
I wanna fleeeeex okay
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Finneas: billie how many people already hurted you?
Billie: ugh, want a list?
Y/n: *pulls out knife* yes
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Y/n: *defenitly drunk* billie, marry me pls *falls on her knees and hugs billie's thigh*
Billie: y/n, Baby, we married years ago
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*billie and y/n live in a shared appartement*
Y/n: *yells* BILLIE EILISH PIRATE BAIRD O'CONNEL!
Billie: *yells back* YES Y/N Y/S/N Y/L/N!
Y/n: GET YOUR DAMN GAY ASS DOWN HERE AND REMOVE YOUR STRING FROM THE FUCKING COUTCH!
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*billie takes y/n home from school*
*y/n gets in the car*
*billie sees y/n crys*
Billie: omg Baby, what's wrong
Y/n: My teacher bullies me *sniff sniff*
Billie: *pulls out a gun and a mask* wich one
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*Finneas gets on one knee infront of y/n*
Finneas: y/n y/l/n, do you wanna be my sister in-law?
Billie: did you just proposed to her for me?
Finneas: Yeah, Someone had to do it!
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*billie and y/m are dating*
*they didnt had Sex cause y/n said she's innocent, but she's not*
*billie loves to smack y/n's ass*
*y/n is in the kitchen*
*billie smacks y/n's ass*
Y/n: *gasps then moans*
Billie: 👁️👄👁️
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*billie, Finneas, Claudia and y/n are chillin a lil*
Y/n; *gasps* when Claudia gives Finneas head in the evening. She got dinneas
Claudia:...
Finneas:...
*awkward silence*
Billie: Baby, sometimes it's better when some things you think, stays in your mind
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Billie: *drunk* y/n, lets rob a Bank and get rich
Y/n:.... Billie we are already rich
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Y/n: *tries to get billie's attention* billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie, billie
Billie *angry* WHAT?!
Y/n: I love u🤭
DU LIEST GERADE
*billie eilish imagines*
FanfictionAhh, you look like the perfect Person to read this book, dont you think? Well this is waiting for you: These are imagines of billie beeing your girlfriend or your best friend or your wife It contains cute storys, sometimes sad storys and also a litt...
