Y/n: babyyy
No answer
Y/n: babe
No answer
Y/n: billie
No answer
Y/n: bil!
No answer
Y/n: daddy
Billie: what's wrong Baby girl?
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Billie: y/n, babe, can you please stop touching my boobs?
Y/n: but.... Why are they there then when im not allowed to touch'em *Makes sad puppy eyes*
Billie: okay then continue
*y/n continues with an evil smile*
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Finneas: okay we got a tricky Situation right now
Y/n: yeah we have two ways, the right way and the wrong way
Billie: and we got the billie way
Finneas: isn't the billie way the wrong way?
Y/n: yeah it's just faster and indiscriminate
Billie:....
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Y/n: Claudia?
Claudia: yes
Y/n: I can Talk with you about everything, right?
Claudia: yes
Y/n: I forgott to take the pill
*Claudia chokes on her water*
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Y/n: billie, im hungry
Billie: hi hungry, im billie
Y/n:....
Billie:....
*y/n slaps billie jokingly*
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Groupchat
The O'connels
Clauds🥺: guess who i saw making out😏
*y/n leaves the chat*
*billie leaves the chat*
Finneas🧍: Bro-
Mama maggie🤍: thats also something i didnt wanted to know
Papi pattrick🤍: well...
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Y/n: 'I wanna scream somebodys Name while they are Fucking me from behind, telling me i shouldnt have this much attitude infront of them'
*billie smirks and gets ontop of y/n*
Y/n: Baby, I just readed out what's standing in the book i am reading right now
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Y/n: if i slap myself now and it hurts, am I trong or weak?
Finneas:....
Claudia:....
Zoe: who tells her?
Billie: *takes y/n's hand carefully* babe, when you do this you're a fucking dumbass
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Billie: did it Hurt?
Y/n: what tf do you mean?
Billie: yeah i mean, did it Hurt?
Y/n: did what hurt?
Billie: when you Fell from heaven
Y/n: billie, im Not an angel
*hours later*
Billie: do you think people can See angels?
Y/n: *looks up from her book*.. uhmmm, no
Billie: but why can I See you?
*y/n roles eyes*
*hours later*
Billie: Baby?
Y/n: Okay, okay, I got it, I am an angel *annoyed*
Billie: wow my girlfriend is an angel
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*billie and y/n told their parents that they are dating (billie is g!p)*
*Maggie Talks with billie and y/n alone*
Maggie: sooo, Have you all already been in bed?
Billie: mom!
Y/n: Baby it's okay hear her out. Maggie, do we have to answer?
Maggie: yes
*billie looks at y/n*
Y/n: uhmmm, yes *looks onto the floor*
Maggie: please tell you Used protection i didnt planed on beeing grandmum the next time
*y/n eyes are wide open*
*billie looks at y/n then on the floor*
Maggie: oh no
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*dinner at y/n's parents house*
Y/n: daddy can you give me the Salt please?
*y/n's dad and Billie wanting to Grab the salt*
*billie blushes in embrassement*
*y/n's dad cought it away nervously*
*y/n's mum confused as hell
*moments later*
*y/n's mum finally gets it*
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*billie and y/n watching porn rn because they lost a bet against zoe and getting tortured now with a straight porn*
Billie: yo, who tf uses pointer and middle finger
Y/n: *yells agrily* MEN!
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*billie calls y/n*
Billie: yo, y/n Listen, I just watched a porn and this dude wrote World history
Y/n: okay, go on Tell me
Billie: this bro Used middle and ring finger
Y/n: YO, WTF, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? THEY STILL EXIST, THEY STILL EXIST, THE REAL MEN ARE STILL EXISTING!
Billie:yo.... Y/n...... Calm down
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*y/n is billie's gf*
*they're shooting 'your power' rn and y/n is afraid of snakes, especially big ones*
Billie: c'mon Baby you can pet his head *walking towards her gf with the snake around her body*
Y/n: no! He's scary
Billie: he's cute
Y/n: scary
Billie: c'mon, he's not going to bite you
Y/n: I dont care
*timeskip*
*After billie has persuaded y/n, to pet the snakes head, y/n and the snake became best friends*
*y/n is cuddling with the snake since 20 mins now*
Billie: Baby, we need him for the shooting now *tries to get the snake off of y/n*
Y/n: *whines* noooooo
DU LIEST GERADE
*billie eilish imagines*
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