Changbin: All of a sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shut down.
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Chan: Those darn tall old people.
Felix: Darm em' indeed.
Han: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Minho : *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Minho: Hahaha.
Minho: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
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Han: Where is Seungmin?
Chan: I'll do you one better, who is Seungmin ??
Changbin: Here's a better question, why is Seungmin?
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Felix: You played me!
Jeongin: Like the cheap kazoo you are!
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Han: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Y/n: It was Felix .
Chan: It was Changbin .
Seungmin : Jeongin broke it.
Jeongin:
Jeongin: ...yOU PROMISED-
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Chan: *chilling* its quiet, to quiet
Felix: *bursts through the doors* Minho tried to touch y/n and she hasn't had her coffee now shes trying to strangle him
Chan: FIVE SECONDS OF PEACE IS ALL I ASK FOR
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Minho: My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
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Chan: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Han: Heck.
Y/N: hell
Chan: You're on thin fucking ice.
Chan: Oh no-
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Changbin: Why are your tongues purple?
y/n: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Hyunjin: I had a red one.
Changbin: oh.
Changbin :
Changbin: OH.
Minho :
Changbin: You drank each other's slushies?
Hyunjin: ...definitely
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y/n : Would you take a bullet for me?
Han: ...yes?
*Chan angrily burst into the room*
y/n : *running away* Great, thanks!
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Han: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Hyunjin: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Hyunjin: When do you usually go to sleep?
Minho: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Felix: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Y/n: What?
Chan: What?
Seungmin: What?
Changbin : *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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*playing twister*
Han: Right-hand red.
y/n : *ends up on top of Minho *
Minho: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Han: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Minho: Nice rock.
Han: Thanks, Jeongin gave it to me.
Jeongin: I threw it at you!
Han: Isn't he the sweetest?
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Living with Stray kids
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