Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Chan: I choose to waive that right!
Chan: *screaming*
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Hyunjin : Dammit, Chan, you ruined everything!
Chan: You're welcome.
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Jeongin: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Seungmin , Han , and Felix : No!
Minho : Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Seungmin : What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Minho : What does that mean?
Jeongin: Come on, what happened? Han ?
Han : Alright.
Seungmin : No. Han , we swore we'd never tell!
Felix : They'll never understand.
Han : But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Han : Seungmin got stung by a jellyfish!
Seungmin : Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Felix : We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Seungmin : I was in too much pain.
Han : And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Felix : And then Han remembered something.
Han : I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Jeongin: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Minho and Hyunjin : EW!!
Seungmin : You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Han *
Jeongin, Minho , and Hyunjin : Ew!
Han : That's right. I stepped up. They're my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Han : Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Felix .
Felix : Han kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Han : That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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Y/N : Life could be worse, Jeongin.
Jeongin: Life could be a lot better too!
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Jeongin: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hyunjin : Not if they consent to it.
Y/N : Depends on who your stabbing.
Chan: what is happening
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Seungmin : Thanks for not telling Minho what happened.
Chan, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Han : I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Han : *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Y/N : I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Felix : What's the difference then?
Y/N : Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Minho : Note to self; never get shot.
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Y/N : I never said I was gonna get back together with him. But I was thinking, he's in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?
Felix : No. No, Y/N , it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Y/N calls Chan. Number five: Hyunjin gets eaten by a shark.
Hyunjin : I'm Hyunjin , and I approve the order of that list.
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Minho : I owe you one.
Y/N : That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Hyunjin : It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Jeongin: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Hyunjin : Fuck you.
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Minho : I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.
Han : Rock.
Minho : Paper.
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Jeongin You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.
Han: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
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Hyunjin : Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember y/n, taken from us in the prime of life; when she were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk. (aka Chan because she didn't sleep last night)
Y/N: Aww, you knew my favourite cause of death.
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Chan: That's not funny.
Han : I thought it was funny.
Chan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Y/N : Kill me nowwwww.
Changbin: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Hyunjin : That's illegal, right?
Changbin: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Hyunjin : No-
Changbin: Then shut the fuck up.
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Seungmin , watching Han and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Changbin, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Seungmin : Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Han : Changbin.
Y/N : Changbin.
Changbin: Me.
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Felix: Is this mistletoe?
Hyunjin : Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Felix: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Hyunjin : Yeah, no, it's still basil.
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Hyunjin : Are you ready to commit?
Y/N : Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Han : FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Han : BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Hyunjin : Han just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Hyunjin : I just won Han Tantrum Bingo.
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Minho : Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Y/N : Make his dick hard not his life.
Minho : Break her bed not her heart.
Minho: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Y/N: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Hyunjin : Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
Y/N: its not about you Hyunjin
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Y/N : Well, has Chan been wrong before?
Han : How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Y/N: Why doesn't Minho find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Chan : What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Y/N: *bites lip*
Chan : ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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Changbin : Truth or dare?
Chan : Truth.
Changbin : How many hours have you slept this week?
Chan :
Chan : Dare.
Changbin : Go to sleep.
Chan : I don't like this game.
Honestly just made this for shits and giggles
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Living with Stray kids
Acak"Thanks you guys I love you so much" "We love you to y/n forever and always What living with the stray kids would be like
