Felix: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Felix: I will not yield.
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Felix : Chan said it's my turn with the brain cell.
Y/N : Square up.
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Chan: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Han : We have three actually-
Minho: Pick your favourite.
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Hyunjin : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Jeongin : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Y/N : YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Y/N: Seriously, Seungmin , how many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?
Seungmin : That's not important
Y/N: I DISAGREE
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Minho: Why did you kidnap Hyunjin !?!?!
Y/N : Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Chan : Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Minho: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
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Changbin: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Seungmin : Changbin, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Changbin: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Y/N : I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Han : You hang out with Hyunjin , Jeongin, Changbin , and Felix.
Han : It's not as high a compliment as you think.
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Seungmin : Between Hyunjin , Y/N , Felix, and Han -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Chan: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Seungmin : Y/N
Chan: Yeah, but I don't know why.
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Han , rubbing their temples: I am not proud of what I am about to say, but someone get me a cigarrette.
Minho: But Han , we don't smoke.
Han : Cut the crap, Minho. I'm not an idiot. I know that one in five people smoke.
Han : *points at Jeongin* One! *points at Seungmin * Two! *points at Felix* Three! *points at Hyunjin * Four! *points at Minho* Five!
Han : Now, I am going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there better be a cigarrette between these two fingers!
Hyunjin : *puts a cigarrette in Han 's hand*
Han : Thank you. ...Light?
The Squad: *all simultaneously pull out lighters*
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Han : We're kind of missing something guys.
Seungmin : Cohesion?
Y/N : Teamwork?
Chan : A general sense of what we're doing?
Hyunjin : And Changbin is not here.
Seungmin : Oh, and that, yeah.
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Y/N: Hyunjin is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Jeongin: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Han : Tackle them!
Chan : Dump them.
Seungmin : Kick them in the shin!
Hyunjin : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Chan : Where are you going?
Minho: Hell, eventually.
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Living with Stray kids
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