Felix: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Minho: Why no 24/7?
Felix: Snack breaks.
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Minho: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.
Seungmin: a way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
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Felix: Do dragons fart fire?
Han: I don't know.
Felix: I thought you went to college.
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Han: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack.
Jeongin: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
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Y/N: Go fuck yourself.
Minho, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.
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Felix: Am I in trouble?
Chan: Take a guess.
Felix: No?
Chan: Take another guess.
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Chan: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Chan: What an idiot.
Chan: *realizes it's Han*
Chan: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Felix: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Hyunjin: No.
Changbin: I did not.
Jeongin: I may have actually forgotten one.
Seungmin: Also no.
Felix: Oh good, neither did I.
Y/N: *Exhausted sigh*
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Minho: So, Han is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Changbin: Why?
Minho: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Han, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Felix: From now on we will be using code names.
Felix: You can address me as Eagle One.
Felix: Han is "been there done that".
Felix: Hyunjin is "currently doing that".
Felix: Minho is "it happened once in a dream".
Felix: Y/N is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
Felix: And Seungmin is...
Felix: Eagle Two
Seungmin: Oh thank god.
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Changbin: Someone takes me to art museums and make out with me.
Y/N: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Changbin: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Hyunjin, on a walkie talkie: This is Hyunjin, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Y/N: That was so hot, Minho.
Minho: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Y/N: I'm so in love with you.
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Seungmin: How did you even get in here?
Hyunjin: Chan's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Hyunjin's door"!
Chan: I'm nailing the window shut.
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Minho: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Chan, watching Y/N screaming, Seungmin trying to set a sleeping Changbin on fire, and Hyunjin choke on air: I don't know either.
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Chan: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Y/N: You looked in a mirror?
Chan: someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.
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Changbin: Hey Hyunjin, do you have any hobbies?
Hyunjin: Swimming...
Changbin: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Hyunjin: In a pool of self-hatred and regret.
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Y/N: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Minho: Okay.
Y/N: And make out during the scary parts.
Minho: Th-
Minho: The scary parts.
Minho: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Han: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Y/N: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Han: Th-that's not how that works-
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