Hi, I am back from the dead alive and healthy.
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Changbin: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Changbin: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Jeongin: Changbin just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Jeongin: I just won Changbin Tantrum Bingo.
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Y/N: If I run and leap at Han, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Y/N, running towards Han: Coming in!
Han: No! I'm holding coffee!
Han: *Drops coffee and catches Y/N *
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Jeongin: Are we really going to let Y/N keep Changbin?
Hyunjin: We kept Han.
Han: I have never been more offended in my life. Apart from when Minho tied me to the lamp post outside and stuck a sign on my face that read "PLEASE TAKE FOR FREE, WE DON'T WANT HIM" and no one grabbed me!
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Chan: Felix, I know you love Y/N. I mean, we all do, they're a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Chan: *points to y/n who is talking to a bug about their problems* But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
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Minho, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Han: Y/N 's in the kitchen.
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Han: I don't even use tubberware anymore.
Seungmin: What are you saying? Say it again.
Han: Tubberware.
Seungmin: Say it again. Slow.
Han: Tubberware.
Seungmin: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.
Han: Tub.
Seungmin: Wrong.
Han: What do you mean, wrong?
Seungmin: I thought I caught that. You're saying tub. It's P.
Han: What are you talking about?
Seungmin: Tupperware. Tupper.
Han: It's tupper!
Seungmin: It's Tupper, always has been, always will be.
Han: I thought it was tubberware because it kind of looks like a tub.
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Han: So anyways have y'all seen Y/N?
Hyunjin: I think they went in Seungmin's room 'studying'.
Minho: Doubt that. I heard groans there.
*Meanwhile in Seungmin's room*
Y/N & Seungmin, fighting:
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Jeongin: Hyunjin 's first detention, I'm so proud.
Han: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Seungmin: Because they're an idiot.
Y/N, terrified: They can do that??
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Minho: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Felix: I'm in love with you.
Y/N: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Felix: I know.
Y/N: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool-
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Y/N: Relationships should be 50/50. Minho cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Chan: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Han: *pulls out a card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Chan: Holy moly-
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Y/N: *angrily presses Changbin against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Changbin: ...
Changbin: Are we about to kiss-
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Han: Your smile? It makes my day.
Y/N: Your happiness? I live for that.
Chan: A room? Get one.
Hyunjin: hotel? Trivago.
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Y/N: how do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Hyunjin: Excuse me y/n. Would you give me 2 hours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Minho: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Chan: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Y/N: I wrote you a poem.
Chan, already crying: You did?
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Hey, guys it been a while, haven't really felt inspired to do anything at all and it's holidays for me so I am just chilling.
HYUNJINS BACK BITCHESSS YASSSSSSS
have you watched his "play with fire" dance he came back and chose VIOLENCE LIKE OMG, reminder not to show your bfs that dance I showed mine and he got soo jealous
yes I have a bf character development haahah
anyway
love all of you...
WAIT OMGGGG I HAVE 2.8K READS WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW THANK YOU GUYS SOO MUCH
I also have a new book out called broken angel its a Minho fan fic its only short but I like it anyway
love all of you
bye
Rose
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Living with Stray kids
Random"Thanks you guys I love you so much" "We love you to y/n forever and always What living with the stray kids would be like
