Minho: Truth or dare?
Jeongin: Dare.
Minho: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Jeongin: Hey Chan?
Chan, blushing: Yeah?
Jeongin: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Y/N.
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Seungmin: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Y/N: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no takebacks, honey.
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Felix: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Felix: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.
Y/N: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Felix: I guess you're right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Felix: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over her head then, sorry Felix, but she's too dumb for you.
Felix: Y/N.
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Y/N: Isn't it weird that we can't ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren't a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn't ride any other animals. Like riding, animals wouldn't really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Felix: Elephants.
Y/N: Blocked.
Chan: Camels.
Y/N: Extra blocked.
Seungmin: Donkeys.
Y/N: Ultra blocked.
Changbin: That dick.
Y/N: ...Followed.
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Han: I think I'm falling for you.
Y/N: Then get up.
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Chan: ok Y/N can you please finish the sentence
Y/N: ok?
Chan: the ocean is really...
Y/N: big?
Chan: pizza is the...
Y/N: best!
Chan: please fuck...
Y/N: me?
Chan: *blushes* omg I would gladly
Y/N: get the fuck out
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Jeongin: What's the announcement, Changbin?
Changbin: It's a lecture. Seungmin's gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.
Chan: It should be an enjoyable 10 seconds.
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Y/N: When I was married, you know what Chan often said to me?
Changbin: Please stop sleeping with other people?
Y/N: *hand on her chest* offended no he said please stop eating the cheese
Changbin:....are you normal?
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Y/N: Are you trying to seduce me?
Hyunjin: Why, are you seducible?
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Hyunjin: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You're the faster one.
Y/N: Erm... it's nice to see your smile when you win!
*later*
Hyunjin: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she?"
Chan: Yeah, probably.
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Felix: *finds a note* Hmm, what's this?
Y/N: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Felix: Aww, it's a love note from Minho?
Y/N: No-
Felix: *opens it*
Felix:
Y/N:
Felix: I can't read this.
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Seungmin: I find it very unseemly of Y/N to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Han: Die. Let's find out.
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Jeongin: What's up with Felix? He's been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Changbin: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Jeongin: Why?
Changbin: Y/N smiled at him.
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Felix: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Y/N: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Hyunjin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Y/N: Several traffic violations.
Han: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Minho: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Jeongin: Also, that's not our car.
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Han: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Han, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Hyunjin: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Jeongin, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Y/N: hey baby
Han just chilling: what
Y/N:*drunk* you so sexy
* 3 days later*
Chan: Han are you ok you haven't left this room
Han: *whispering* she called me sexy *blown away*
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Jeongin: Dom or sub?
Felix: I guess Domino's since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Living with Stray kids
De Todo"Thanks you guys I love you so much" "We love you to y/n forever and always What living with the stray kids would be like
